Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

[NAFDA] Spoilers for any and all currently running TV shows. All hardcore spoilage, all the time. No white font.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 22, 2004 7:33:26 pm PST #337 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wow, these sound extremely kickass.

Boone apparently runs a bridal salon

And that was the sound of my speculation about Boone going from little more than wishful thinking to rock-solid certainty.


le nubian - Nov 22, 2004 7:38:39 pm PST #338 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Seriously. So who is running out of meds? I guess we need to wait until Kate's ep to find that out.


le nubian - Nov 22, 2004 7:43:07 pm PST #339 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I wonder if Michael is the one running out of meds? His reaction to not going on the search is puzzling.


candyb - Nov 23, 2004 1:00:00 am PST #340 of 3486

JESSICA! Awesome spoiler reporting. And these episodes sound like they will rock.

Cree-pee Claire and magic baby stuff. I'm not even bugged anymore about that. I guess every show I'll ever watch will have a magic baby/kid at some point.

The Jack stuff is not surprising, about what we all expected. but all the stuff surrounding it, all the other character revelations (Boone, gay? yay!).

I'm glad Sayid told about Danielle I was afraid that they might do that stupid TV thing and have him not tell anyone.

I'm also starting to think it's Michael who runs out of meds. Poor Walt.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 23, 2004 1:05:43 am PST #341 of 3486
What is even happening?

And that was the sound of my speculation about Boone going from little more than wishful thinking to rock-solid certainty.
Hee.

Jess, how hard to you rock?


Anne W. - Nov 23, 2004 1:43:05 am PST #342 of 3486
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I adore the redshirt joke. Those were some fantabulous spoilers, Jess. I can't wait to see the cree-pee opening sequence.


Jessica - Nov 23, 2004 4:48:44 am PST #343 of 3486
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The other thing I wanted to mention is how much profanity (and ASSCAPS) these scripts have. (As do the Alias scripts, actually.) They can't swear on the show, so they pepper the scene directions with things like "Jack has NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON."* "Claire is REALLY FUCKING SCARED." It's so funny.

[*Obviously, this sentence occurs only in reference to Lost!Jack. SpyDaddy!Jack always knows what's going on.]


Frankenbuddha - Nov 23, 2004 4:53:40 am PST #344 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The other thing I wanted to mention is how much profanity (and ASSCAPS) these scripts have. (As do the Alias scripts, actually.) They can't swear on the show, so they pepper the scene directions with things like "Jack has NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON." "Claire is REALLY FUCKING SCARED." It's so funny.

You must let us know if they every come up with great turns of phrase like "eyefuck" and "schmucking the bait".


Lyra Jane - Nov 23, 2004 5:17:21 am PST #345 of 3486
Up with the sun

These sound like awesoome episodes. Thanks, jessica!


beathen - Nov 23, 2004 5:19:37 am PST #346 of 3486
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

Yeah, thanks! I'm reading this at work and I had a hard time refraining from shrieking. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY WOULD PLAY WITH US AND ALMOST KILL CHARLIE. (well kill and revive, but still)