You know me! I'm like, "Go school! It's your birthday!" Or something to that effect.

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

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Jessica - Mar 13, 2007 9:30:29 am PDT #1862 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

( continues...) his Daddy at something justice has been served, and takes particular pleasure in knowing that the real justice is Baltar being allowed to live, but as an outcast, for the rest of his life. Baltar slowly realizes how terrified he is, having no idea how to live completely alone and cut off from society.

Roslin approaches Adama on the bridge to console him about the verdict. Only...it turns out he was the swing vote. Roslin is not happy. If they were having a secret affair before, they aren't anymore. Fortunately for their awkward moment, the Cylons choose that moment to attack. Condition One is set throughout the fleet. Lee, bless him, runs back to his quarters and gets his flight suit on (assuming, correctly, that they'll sort out that whole "quitting" thing after the battle). Tigh, Tori, Sam, and Tyrol are still stumbling around looking for the source of the music, which is getting louder, and yes, is gradually resolving itself into "All Along the Watchtower." And just then, the power goes out. Throughout the entire fleet.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 13, 2007 9:42:12 am PDT #1863 of 3486
What is even happening?

Meep.


Ginger - Mar 13, 2007 9:43:37 am PDT #1864 of 3486
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

So Dylan's one of the final five?


Topic!Cindy - Mar 13, 2007 9:45:11 am PDT #1865 of 3486
What is even happening?

Jessica - Mar 13, 2007 9:56:29 am PDT #1866 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(And at last!)

Frack, I forgot about all the dream sequences!! Argh. Okay, so throughout the whole two hours, there are dream sequences interspersed. They are Roslin's dreams. She is in the opera house (where Six brought Baltar on Kobol, and where D'eanna saw the Final Five), chasing Hera, who is running down corridors. Sharon is there too, and so is Six. The music on the temp track is the monolith theme from 2001, which I only mention because they'll probably write original music for the broadcast, which is a shame because the monolith theme is just so awesome. (Not "Thus Spake Zara Thustra," btw, the chorus of voices -- I think it's called "Atmospheres" or something.) At one point, Roslin is in sick bay getting chemo and has another dream/vision, which Sharon (who is also in sick bay for some reason) shares with her. They both snap awake at the same time, freaking the hell out of Cottle. They realize this is very strange, and go to talk to Six, who agrees that it is very strange. "That shouldn't be possible," she says. The outline of the dream is that Hera is running down the corridor, Sharon and Roslin following behind. Six is following close behind Hera, close enough to pick her up and run into the main room where D'eanna saw the Final Five. Baltar is there, they go in together, and turn around to see the Final Five (in bright white lights, their faces still not visible), watching them on the balcony. And all three of them - Roslin, Six, and Sharon - have been having the same dream.

During the power outage, Baltar is walking through Galactica being pointedly ignored by everyone when he is captured by some of his cult followers (who were at the trial) and taken away to safety. Everyone else on the ships are frantically trying to get the systems back up and running, and looking for flashlights, etc.

Tigh, Tori, Sam, and Tyrol are following their siren song and eventually wind up in the same launch tube. Tyrol arrives first, then Sam and Tori close behind. "Oh no....no no no..." They know. They all know now. Tigh arrives moments after, and he knows too. They stare at each other, stunned into silence and denial. Sam bolts the door.

The power comes back on with a jolt, but the Cylons are right on top of them. There's no way the fleet can spin up the FTL drives in time to jump away. (Oh, and in the wide shot just before this happens, you can CLEARLY see the Enterprise -- it's always been part of the fleet, but I don't think it's ever been this prominent before.)

Eventually, the four in the launch tube start to talk, but none of them want to state outright what they're all thinking. Eventually, though, Tyrol is the first to say it. "We're all Cylons. And we have been from the beginning."

With the power back on, Adama calls everyone to battle stations. The Four all look at each other -- what are they supposed to do now, knowing what they are, and what they might be capable of? This time, it's Tigh who speaks. "Our fracking jobs, that's what. I am Saul Tigh, XO of this fleet. Whatever else I am, that's the man I want to be." And he opens the door and leaves. The rest of them hesitate, but they follow his lead. Tyrol and Sam go back to the deck, Tori goes back to Roslin.

When Tigh gets back to the bridge, Adama says "Good to have you back Saul" and he may as well have just stabbed Tigh in the heart. "You can always count on me, sir," he says. "I never doubted it, old friend."

In space, Lee keeps seeing a DRADIS blip out of the corner of his eye, something marked "unknown vessel" that keeps popping in and out of view. He decides to check it out. When he gets close enough, lo and behold, there's Kara in her Viper, looking more happy and relaxed than we've ever seen her. "Don't worry, Lee," she says, "it's really me. I've been to Earth. I know the way. I'll take us there."


Jessica - Mar 13, 2007 10:22:54 am PDT #1867 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So, all that said, here are some of my thoughts.

The Final Four are all the leaders of the resistance on New Caprica, minus Roslin. I do not think this is a coincidence. Is Roslin the Fifth? (Points in her favor include being the remaining Resistance leader, and her shared dream/projection with Sharon and Six. Points against her are that I don't think Cylons can get cancer.)

The Final Four were activated by a song from Earth. I can't remember another instance of hearing a real-life pop song on this show, and I do not think that that is a coincidence either. Does it tell us what year it is on Earth now? What year it was on Earth when these four were dispatched?

I think D'eanna must have been apologizing to Tigh in the temple, for pulling out his eye.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 13, 2007 10:34:26 am PDT #1868 of 3486
What is even happening?

I wouldn't think Cylons could get cancer, but I also wouldn't think they could get pregnant, or that Cylon-human hybrid baby blood would send cancer into remission.

I think D'eanna must have been apologizing to Tigh in the temple, for pulling out his eye.
That seems likely.

It also seems really likely to me that Starbuck is a Cylon. She did not pull that ejector handle (imo, that shot was to show us that she decided against it). Her ship went boom. I don't know.

This sounds so awesome, though. It's way better than what I was fearing/imagining. I love spoilers.

So -- there was no Perry Mason moment with Gaeta being revealed to be a Cylon in the courtroom? That is one of the foilers out there.


Jessica - Mar 13, 2007 10:40:38 am PDT #1869 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So -- there was no Perry Mason moment with Gaeta being revealed to be a Cylon in the courtroom? That is one of the foilers out there.

Heh - no, that one's a foiler.

Oh, I almost forgot! Dee leaves Lee after he officially becomes one of Baltar's lawyers. (Guess he wasn't quite as much like the old man as she'd hoped...)


Topic!Cindy - Mar 13, 2007 10:41:33 am PDT #1870 of 3486
What is even happening?

Thank goodness that's over. That relationship never clicked for me, at all.


Nutty - Mar 13, 2007 11:02:13 am PDT #1871 of 3486
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think that Bob Dylan is the fifth Cylon. I mean, right??

(Please tell me they used the Hendrix version of the song.)