Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


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Lyra Jane - Aug 21, 2005 11:53:11 am PDT #1188 of 3486
Up with the sun

Any word on how they are going to deal with the fact that the Charmed ones all took on new bodies at the end of last season?

According to the spoilers I've read, they do the Quantum Leap thing -- we see the same actresses as always, but everyone else sees the new physical body. They're posing as cousins (Jo, Julie and Jenny Bennt -- I might be off on one name, and I forget which is which) and living with Victor in the manor. Because of course no one would be suspicious of *that.*

Charmed just sounds like it will be a bigger crapfest than usual this season. I need closure, so of course I'll be watching.

Me too. Sad, isn't it?


sj - Aug 21, 2005 12:38:33 pm PDT #1189 of 3486
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

According to the spoilers I've read, they do the Quantun Leap thing -- we see the same actresses as always, but everyone else sees the new physical body. They're posing as cousins (Jo, Julie and Jenny Bennt -- I might be off on one name, and I forget which is which) and living with Victor in the manor. because of course no one would be suspicious of *that.*

So there'll still be three women, one married with two kids, living in the same house and no one would think that's weird. Sigh. Of course, I will be watching too, but I really think they should have called it quits last season. It was actually a pretty good ending.


Lyra Jane - Aug 21, 2005 12:44:29 pm PDT #1190 of 3486
Up with the sun

So there'll still be three women, one married with two kids, living in the same house and no one would think that's weird

And claiming to be related to the Halliwell sisters' father. And apparently Phoebe's cousin-self gets the Pheebster's old job back, and Not!Piper runs P3. It's a totally impenetrable disguise.

Okay so, they've never been *that* bright.

(To be scrupulously fair, they say there was a budget issue that necessitated keeping the manor set. But it's still gonna bug.)

I really think they should have called it quits last season.

Me too. It wasn't a perfect ending, but it would have worked. But I generally don't like long runs anyhow -- I think very, very few shows are watchable past the fifth or sixth season.


sj - Aug 21, 2005 12:47:11 pm PDT #1191 of 3486
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

(To be scrupulously fair, they say there was a budget issue that necessitated keeping the manor set. But it's still gonna bug.)

They couldn't have redecorated it a bit and claimed it was a new space? I think I could have hand-waved that easier.

Me too. It wasn't a perfect ending, but it would have worked. But I generally don't like long runs anyhow -- I think very, very few shows are watchable past the fifth or sixth season.

What season is this going to be for Charmed?


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 21, 2005 12:49:24 pm PDT #1192 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ninth, I believe. But it didn't make it anywhere near the fifth or sixth season before becoming unwatchable.


Lyra Jane - Aug 21, 2005 12:58:57 pm PDT #1193 of 3486
Up with the sun

What season is this going to be for Charmed?

Eighth.

But it didn't make it anywhere near the fifth or sixth season before becoming unwatchable.

I'm not claiming it's a great show, but it's not usually trying to be -- it's trying to be a fun light fantasy, and I think it was pretty good on those terms for several seasons. The sixth season actually wasn't bad.

(I think people would cut it a lot more slack if it had male leads, or the WB promos were less about the jiggle, or both.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 21, 2005 1:12:20 pm PDT #1194 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well I thought it was cheesy good fun back in the third and fourth seasons, but by the time they had Phoebe spend two episodes as a mermaid in a clamshell bikini (with the Sea Witch as the major antagonist, no less!), I was forced to swear off watching regularly.


le nubian - Aug 21, 2005 1:12:42 pm PDT #1195 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Are you kidding me about the "cousins" running P3 and doing the gossip column? Cuz that's...bad!

The show wasn't too bad around the season that they introduced the magic school, but after that, they haven't even been trying to keep the internal logic of the show straight. That's the single thing that bothers me most - if you can't keep your own myth straight, wtf?


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 21, 2005 1:14:45 pm PDT #1196 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

These are writers that thought imitating a Popeye villain for a season opening two-parter was a good idea. Keeping their own myth straight is a rather lofty goal in light of that.


le nubian - Aug 21, 2005 1:16:36 pm PDT #1197 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."