You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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Nutty - Apr 07, 2005 6:13:52 am PDT #7482 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I still think that a controlled (surgical) amputation beats an uncontrolled (brute-force) one hands down, but cannot find the right combination of google terms to plead my case. I did discover that Civil War limb amputations were fatal only 25% of the time, and usually cut through rather than around bone; they took up to 15 minutes. Later surgeons got the time down to 2-3 minutes (including breaking the femur), although in one case this speed with a knife resulted in accidental testicle and assistant's-fingers amputations as well.

I shit you not.


Lee - Apr 07, 2005 6:20:16 am PDT #7483 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Can we have some discussion regarding why Jack believes Locke murdered Boone?

In addition to what other people have said, Boone's deathbed mumblings probably made Jack suspicious, since it was clear that Locke had told Boone not to tell the others a secret, though not what the secret was.

What do people think Jack told Shannon about Boone's last words? Did he tell Shannon Boone luuuved her?


Jessica - Apr 07, 2005 6:23:55 am PDT #7484 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jack knows that Boone's injuries were caused by something falling on him, not the other way around, that Locke didn't want Boone to tell something, and that Locke disappeared right after depositing Boone at the camp. I think it's a fair assumption on his part that Locke was suspiciously involved in Boone's death, even if "murdered" is a bit of a leap.


Beverly - Apr 07, 2005 6:29:20 am PDT #7485 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

What do people think Jack told Shannon about Boone's last words?

I should think, "His last thoughts were of you" would suffice. And is true.

Did anybody catch GMA this morning?


Nora Deirdre - Apr 07, 2005 6:58:07 am PDT #7486 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

wow, lots of amputation talk here today. That's...nice.


beathen - Apr 07, 2005 7:07:47 am PDT #7487 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

What do people think Jack told Shannon about Boone's last words? Did he tell Shannon Boone luuuved her?

I think he would have kept it professional without revealing too many clues.

What he would have said:
1. Boone fell
2. He had massive injuries
3. He died last night.

What he wouldn't have said:
1. Anything about a hatch or plane
2. Or Locke for that matter [because this just became personal for Jack]
3. I don't think he would have said anything about Boone saying "Tell Shannon - I..." [The thought was incomplete and would not help for closure.]

YOMV


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2005 7:08:47 am PDT #7488 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You don't think "His last thoughts were of you" would help closure?


beathen - Apr 07, 2005 7:10:20 am PDT #7489 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

I think he would have said that, but nothing specific.


Nutty - Apr 07, 2005 7:12:59 am PDT #7490 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

That's...nice.

Sorry, sorry.

I suspect that Jack trotted out his standard "but his injuries were too severe" Doctor Speech. He might try again at some later date, and get across stuff like feelings, but he's probably got a lot of practice for the Doctor Speech. His psychological issues notwithstanding, I don't bet there's ever been a surgeon who didn't lose somebody on the table.


Cashmere - Apr 07, 2005 7:13:32 am PDT #7491 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Were we the only ones to yell "Dave! MOOOOOOOO" at the screen during that first tying the bow tie scene?

DH caught that. I didn't, sadly.

Nutty has traumatized me with the speed vs. precision amputation.