I have nothing against the F of an assholish guy like Sawyer, really. I mean, there's a reason no one's picking M.
I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR
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§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 4:04:25 am PST #4451 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DCJensen - Jan 07, 2005 4:36:16 am PST #4452 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
also? terry o'quinn confirmed at the fuselage that that was maggie grace singing.
Cool.
Lyra Jane - Jan 07, 2005 5:09:58 am PST #4453 of 10000
Up with the sun
Cindy, I agree that if Sawyer were a real person, I would recommend everyone back away from him, and fast. But as a TV character? Yeah, I'd do him.
(I don't know if there are any other men on the island I would F but not M. Some, I want to do both to more than others, -- I'd take Charlie before Sayid, and Sayid before Jack -- but they're all very, very pretty. Boone is pretty, but he has too many issues, so I'd do neither.)
§ ita § - Jan 07, 2005 5:14:28 am PST #4454 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think Sayid is more attractive than either Michael or Sawyer, but he would oddly lose out if I could pick just one F and one M.
F is for the arrogant charmers you don't want to have breakfast with.
Nutty - Jan 07, 2005 5:22:55 am PST #4455 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
The real question is whether there are any characters with sufficient emotional cruelty to knock Sawyer out of his high castle. Assholes do sometimes reform, but it generally requires debasement, a lot of psychotherapy, and possibly a good thrashing.
Or, I have just described Woobie 2.0, and we'll all be desperately sick of the various tender, redemptive name-squish pairings. Sate! Jawyer! Chawyer! Surley! -- see? It wasn't meant to be.
I have to admit, I really like the idea of a character whom nobody really knows, and who can ultimately be known only by her actions. Until we see Kate actually get eaten by a mechasaur, we can't rule out that she might be the one with the secret mechasaur joystick.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 07, 2005 5:50:32 am PST #4456 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
The real question is whether there are any characters with sufficient emotional cruelty to knock Sawyer out of his high castle.
I suspect that both Jin and Locke possess it, but not the motivation or ability to use it on Sawyer.
Betsy HP - Jan 07, 2005 6:03:04 am PST #4457 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
People like Sawyer are the reason F, C, M exists. In the imaginary wonderland that is FCM, you can use Sawyer like a Kleenex and then discard him without repercussions.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 07, 2005 6:22:11 am PST #4458 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I suspect that both Jin and Locke possess it
Oooh. Jin v. Sawyer. Oooh.
Calli - Jan 07, 2005 6:27:29 am PST #4459 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
People like Sawyer are the reason F, C, M exists.
Yes indeedy. He's like deep fried hot peppers stuffed with cheese and bacon, dipped in ranch dressing. You know it's bad for you when you order it. You know it's bad for you when you're eating it. You feel awful when you're done.
But mmmmmmmmmm, tasty!
F, C, P (love this addition), M?
F-Sawyer, C-Boone, P-Charlie, P-Hurley, M-Sayid
lisah - Jan 07, 2005 6:28:02 am PST #4460 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
Jin v. Sawyer. Oooh.
or, you know, Jin/Sawyer