Boone: "Owwww! I'll tell you what you want to know! Just stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Aaagh!"

Torturer: "I haven't even touched you, yet!"

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You had a better plan for how to spend the next twenty minutes?

ita, you are sick, disturbed person.

I like that in a person.

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Oh, and Shannon singing in as it was put "flawless french"?

I can sing Alouette like a Voyageur, but I can't speak more than a few words of french, and only then if I'm reading it or faking it.

Singing "Le Mer" flawlessly isn't linguistics, it's musical memory. If you are musically inclined and hear a song over and over, it would be easy to pick it up.

For instance, many a person has sung The Beatles' "Michelle" accurately, knowing not a whit of french.

Not to mention "Lady Marmalade." hee.

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I kind of like Boone, in a no-respect-having sort of way. Which is really a tribute to Somerhalder's talent, because I wouldn't yell a heads-up to the actor if I saw him in a crosswalk with a bus bearing down on him.

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I understand that singing and talking use completely different bits of brainmeat, and that facility with singing in some foreign tongue bears not at all on one's skill at talking in said furrin talky-speak.

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also? terry o'quinn confirmed at the fuselage that that was maggie grace singing.

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I forgot to include my initial reaction which was --why are Sawyer and Kate playing in the water and acting so friendly?

I thought that too, but my first reaction was "why did Kate take off her pants and Sawyer still has his on?"

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I understand that singing and talking use completely different bits of brainmeat, and that facility with singing in some foreign tongue bears not at all on one's skill at talking in said furrin talky-speak.

Yes. I think this is why people who stutter, don't stutter when they sing.

Sawyer is Spike. He just needs to do that annoying thing where he sucks his cheeks in and cocks his head like a dog being shown a biscuit, and he'll tell Kate, "I know I'm a monster, but you treat me like a man."

Coffee. On my monitor.

I don't know how they'll flesh out Sawyer's characterization, but I know how ought to flesh out in the real world. He is the one I'd chuck. First. And every time he came back, thereafter. And they always come back. These boys don't grow up and get better. Hitting them with the magic of love, has the same effect the tazer had on BtVS's s4 Adam. They're bad news. Eventually age may mellow them to the point where they're innocuous, at least physically, but I feel like doing an adult public service annoucement Sesame Street filk, every time I read someone wants to F Sawyer.

These are the assholes in your neighborhood
In your neighborhood
They're in your neighborhood
Oh, these are the assholes in your neighborhood
They're the assholes that you meet
When you're walking down the street
They're the assholes that you meet, each day.

If that island cures this particular malady, I'll be more impressed than I am by Locke walking.

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Ok, still madly crushing on Sawyer, but yeah, Cindy's totally right about that one.

Sad thing - real world, I'd probably still F Sawyer, but for once my intimacy and trust issues would actually come in handy and prevent it going any deeper.

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I have nothing against the F of an assholish guy like Sawyer, really. I mean, there's a reason no one's picking M.

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