Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


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Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 28, 2005 4:33:43 pm PST #9544 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Steve Buscemi.


P.M. Marc - Feb 28, 2005 4:40:41 pm PST #9545 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Denis Leary.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 4:45:41 pm PST #9546 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The co-worker who brought all this to mind started by suggesting David Boreanaz, which at the very least had my brain whirring for a while.

Then he said "Alexis Denisof," and we both nodded in satisfaction and moved on to another topic.

I love the Leary suggestion.


sumi - Feb 28, 2005 6:16:15 pm PST #9547 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Hmm, AD. . . and yet, CKR would have been so perfect.


Sean K - Feb 28, 2005 6:35:48 pm PST #9548 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Denis Leary.

Damn. I really want to see this movie now.


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2005 7:29:01 pm PST #9549 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Speaking of Keanu and casting, I really can't imagine:

Will Smith harbors no regrets over his decision to turn down the role of Neo in The Matrix trilogy - because Keanu Reeves was "born" to play the part. The Independence Day heart-throb is relieved when he watches Reeves starring in the sci-fi movies, because he fears he would not have done the role justice. The 36-year-old says, "That's the role Keanu was born to play. When I watch the movie and I see the choices he made, there are a hundred occasions when I think, 'I would have messed that up.'"


Alibelle - Feb 28, 2005 8:55:44 pm PST #9550 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

there are a hundred occasions when I think, 'I would have me

What does he think? Where is this from?


evil jimi - Feb 28, 2005 11:10:47 pm PST #9551 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

At least Julian McMahon is from a British Commonwealth country and as the son of a former Australian Prime Minister his upbringing means he could pull off Bond's sauve sophistication.

Can't really picture him as Bond.

btw ... has anyone else heard about the Director's Cut of xXx? Apparently the DVD contains a short that deals with the death of Xander Cage, thus explaining why Vin Diesel isn't making xXx2.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2005 3:54:34 am PST #9552 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Messed that up," Ali. It's from IMDB.

as the son of a former Australian Prime Minister his upbringing means he could pull off Bond's sauve sophistication.

Well, I think Ian Fleming might have been on your side way back when, but the decidedly manual labouring Connery managed to act and pull it off.


Jim - Mar 01, 2005 4:04:16 am PST #9553 of 10001
Ficht nicht mit Der Raketemensch!

Connery was suave, he just wasn't posh. Which is the mistake they keep making; Goldeneye proved that Sean Bean would have been a perfect, but they had to go for another tailor's dummy.

they won't hire another australian. I'd like it to be Adrian Lester or Paul Bettany, but I suspect they'll try for Owen. The problem is that most young british actors who have anywhere near enough polish are post-Grant milksops. What you need is someone who can do pratfalls and quips and seductions, has a good RSC background, looks good in a suit, can convincingly fire a handgun and throw a punch and looks bright enough to be a spy. Basically you want Alexis D.