Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Nutty - Feb 24, 2005 8:20:32 am PST #9312 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

OMG! The Killer! I have that on an old videotape. Because it's the only HK melodrama I own, it has a special place as "no, really, it's all a huge joke!" pretend-irony.

I mean, there are OTT moments that are total jokes, and then there are ones that nobody who made the movie was in on at the time.


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2005 8:22:37 am PST #9313 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What was the HK movie that had the villians storing arms and explosives in a hospitall? Where the good guys have to show up at the end to save all the babies?

eta: Most OTT HK movie moment that I've seen....


Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2005 8:23:53 am PST #9314 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

In the Mood for Limbs.

Oh, arms.


Nutty - Feb 24, 2005 8:24:17 am PST #9315 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Dude, I have seen that one too! At least with that one, John Woo was in on the joke. Or else he really thinks it's okay to split newborn eardrums with close-range automatic weapons fire.

Actually, having seen Broken Arrow, I think that's possible.


candyb - Feb 24, 2005 8:25:10 am PST #9316 of 10001

Hard Boiled.

I think OTT-ness is a major part of my love for Asian movies. I like it.


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2005 8:25:46 am PST #9317 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love the scene of the cop or SWAT-like guy rappelling down the side of the hospital while carrying a baby. Dude gets shot, but he still manages to not drop the baby.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 24, 2005 8:25:49 am PST #9318 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What was the HK movie that had the villians storing arms and explosives in a hospitall? Where the good guys have to show up at the end to save all the babies?

HARD BOILED by John Woo with, hey, Chow Yun Fat and Tony Leung. There was enough stuff going on that implied a certain amount of self-awareness on Woo's part in that one, that I figured a lot of the funny stuff was on purpose, whereas THE KILLER seems so damned sincere in its melodrama it's painful in the wrong ways.

Probably x-posted by now.


Vonnie K - Feb 24, 2005 8:30:19 am PST #9319 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Yeah, I think The Killer may have been trying to be deliberately OTT, like, they weren't really asking us to take all that stuff seriously, right? I also recall thinking that Chow Yun Fat should really try to get it on with the cute cop instead of the girl, who was like a walking plot-devicey waif. Considering my slash-o-meter sucks ass (and it was pre-fandom, so I didn't even know what slash was that time), the fact that even *I* could see it really means something. I was sure they were gonna start going at it like bunnies right there near the end.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 24, 2005 8:32:37 am PST #9320 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Considering my slash-o-meter

You'd have to be actively beaming anti-slash beams 24/7 at yourself to avoid slash in a John Woo movie. Or at least in his HK stuff.


DavidS - Feb 24, 2005 8:33:36 am PST #9321 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

OTT Woo which was so shocking and cool upon first watching: the bad guy shooting people blocking his way on the elevator just to get them out of the way.

Ultimate Asian OTT: Ricky-O. He pulls somebodys guts out and strangles them with their own viscera.

Black Cat is the HK edition of the La Femme Nikita knockoffs. It's more bleak, but still stylish.