How about geoducks? They're kinda begging for the porn.
Not actually avian, despite the -duck.
I think perhaps sex with a geoduck is an even squickier prospect than sex with a duck.
At least from the woman's perspective.
When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.
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Steph L. - Feb 16, 2005 11:08:53 am PST #9143 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 11:09:57 am PST #9144 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
At least from the woman's perspective.
Isn't it a duck that has that corkscrew penis? That's gotta be .. oh, god, just looking for adjectives is squicking me.
Steph L. - Feb 16, 2005 11:10:38 am PST #9145 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Starring, they plan, Brad Pitt as Chad.
Sorry, but it sounds WAY too much like the craptastic watch-from-the-hall plan in Ocean's 12.
Steph L. - Feb 16, 2005 11:12:54 am PST #9146 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Isn't it a duck that has that corkscrew penis?
But a gooey slimey gelatinous non-firm geoduck? If I want that experience I don't need a bivalve for that. Flaciddity can be found amongst the humans.
Nutty - Feb 16, 2005 11:14:27 am PST #9147 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
"Chad Schmidt" concerns an actor who moves to Los Angeles in the late 1980s to pursue his dream of movie stardom -- only to find he bears a strong resemblance to another up-and-coming actor named Brad Pitt. As Pitt's career reaches a dazzling level of fame, Schmidt becomes an uncastable joke.
Didn't I already see this movie? Didn't it star Brad Rowe? Oh wait, that was real life.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 16, 2005 11:17:11 am PST #9148 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Well, Rowe did get a buzzcut to differentiate their looks a bit. Right before Pitt did likewise. Wa wa wa.
Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 1:34:20 pm PST #9149 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I am thinking, avian bestiality can be categorically ruled out of movies, even if Lea Thompson is not a participant therein.
Brewster McCloud. Great movie.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 16, 2005 3:08:46 pm PST #9150 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
if your movie has a duck it shouldn't have a sex scene with Lea Thompson.
Sheesh, that was about the only fun the movie had to offer, outside of Jefferey Jones and an odd early career note for Tim Robbins.
It shoulda been done like ROGER RABBIT, but that came later so they didn't realize that would fly (no pun intended).
Strix - Feb 16, 2005 3:12:39 pm PST #9151 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I saw the trailer. My sister and I share an indecent Vin Deisel movie lust. I know that'll be a dinner and a movie date for us. (I think VD is an fine deadpan actor, actually. He looks like he should be dumb, and he's not.)
JZ - Feb 16, 2005 3:20:42 pm PST #9152 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I have seen two Vin Diesel movies - that one where terrible things happen to Seth Green along the way, and The Iron Giant. I worry that I'm now wired to anticipate heartache and then burst into tears at the sight or sound of him, so possibly I should skip this one and save Hec and Emmett the humiliation of having to sit next to the weepy chick at a kiddie comedy.