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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Gris - Feb 04, 2005 6:50:29 pm PST #8862 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I have a fetish for being creeped out. And since Dakota Fanning creeps me out even when she's not evil and doesn't have Emily the Strange's hairstyle, I MUST see her as evil!precocious-girl.

And since the twist, theoretically, is near the end of the movie, that means the first bits of the movie will provide creepiness. Which is all I desire.


Polter-Cow - Feb 04, 2005 6:54:52 pm PST #8863 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And since the twist, theoretically, is near the end of the movie

I want a movie where the twist is in the first ten minutes, from which all trailers are made, giving the audience an entirely false impression as to what the movie is actually about.

"Don't miss the last hour-and-a-half!"


tommyrot - Feb 04, 2005 7:03:07 pm PST #8864 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I used to think I had the perfect ST:TNG episode: The Enterprise confronts some horrible new adversary - and gets blown-up ten minutes into the show. The remaining 35 minutes is just a black screen.


DebetEsse - Feb 04, 2005 7:11:31 pm PST #8865 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

P-C, I think that would be cool, and would give them major promo points.


Polter-Cow - Feb 04, 2005 7:20:20 pm PST #8866 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, I think that would be cool, and would give them major promo points.

There have been a few TV episode promos that have done this, I think. They take some sort of conflict in the first act and make it the biggest deal ever. And then the first act is over and you realize you have no idea where the rest of the episode is going. It's refreshing.

I wish I could remember specific instances. Because I love watching trailers/promos but I hate being spoiled. The key is to spoil things that aren't integral to the plot.


Kalshane - Feb 04, 2005 7:24:26 pm PST #8867 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Personally I'm getting sick of UPN's latest thing where they show about 5-seconds of later in the episode before going to commercial. Thankfully, they only do it once per program but it's still generally more than I need to know about the episode I am currently watching. Tonight's Enterprise was a prime example of it.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 7:27:53 pm PST #8868 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

TV promos thrive on that cut from an action to a reaction that belongs somewhere completely different place in the timeline -- but they can get away with it. I think a truly misleading/mindfucking trailer would alienate potential ticket buyers.


DebetEsse - Feb 04, 2005 7:33:44 pm PST #8869 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

If they were upfront about it, a "And that's just in the first 20 minutes", I think they'd be able to avoid pissing people off.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 7:35:32 pm PST #8870 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do think that the trend to overly didactic trailers may be a response to people not us who really want to know what they're spending their $8 on. And there are probably more of them than us.


DebetEsse - Feb 04, 2005 7:38:07 pm PST #8871 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Yeah. I try to forget about those people.