I could stand to see Michael Douglas drown in molasses.

And then he could be eaten by molasses sharks.

(Which are not as fast as the regular kind.)

For Alibelle, from IMDB:

Universal is aiming at women ("Not everybody is watching the Super Bowl" Universal distribution chief Nikki Rocco told Daily Variety) with the romantic comedy The Wedding Date, in which Debra Messing plays a woman who hires a male escort (Dermot Mulroney) to pose as her boyfriend at a wedding party. Universal might have been well advised to withhold that film from critics as well. It was thoroughly drubbed by them today. Lou Lumenick in the New York Post described it as a "witless, stale and half-hearted rehash of clichés." Michael Wilmington in the Chicago Tribune calls it "a tossed bouquet full of dead flowers and bad jokes that belongs in the nearest trash receptacle." Female reviewers were no kinder. Carina Chocano in the Los Angeles Times concludes that it's "an oddly depressing, lost, little movie that eventually caves in on itself." And Elizabeth Weitzman in the New York Daily News figures that it "isn't bad enough to send you rushing back up the aisle, past the popcorn and into the winter weather. But once you've admired the expensive clothes, the beautiful couple and the pretty setting, you'll be more than ready to call it a night."

Sue and JohnSweden are me when it comes to that boat movie.

Sure, shiny, pretty costumes, and shiny pretty Kate Winslet, but the only part I really dug was the last moments of SpyDaddy. (And that was partly because VG rocks, partly because I love seeing actors from Molly Dodd, as so many of them kick serious ass.)

And then he could be eaten by molasses sharks.

(Which are not as fast as the regular kind.)

That depends on how cold it is.

My problem with Titanic was, as others have said, that there are so many real dramatic stories associated with the Titanic that I was irritated with the "Hundreds of people died but I learned to live" A plot.

I was thinking about seeing The Wedding Date for fluffy fun, but its Rotten Tomatoe-meter score is the lowest I've ever seen. Have we ever had a 0%?

the only part I really dug was the last moments of SpyDaddy.

And Theoden.

Have we ever had a 0%?

Usually, movies with scores that low will rise to about 5% once all the reviews are in, but 2% may be the lowest I've ever seen, too.

It's nice to read that some of you guys liked Titanic, because often when I happen to mention to someone that it's one of my favorite movies, I suddenly get treated like a special needs child. It's the same reaction you get from certain people if you tell them that you like Soap Operas.

That is a very low tomato-meter, but the Metacritic score isn't really all that terrible, compared to movies like The Adventures of Pluto Nash and The Master of Disguise, at least. Which means that very few people like it, but those that don't like it don't actually hate it enough to rate it 0 stars very often.

I suddenly get treated like a special needs child. It's the same reaction you get from certain people if you tell them that you like Soap Operas

Or when you admit that you think N'Sync had some catchy songs.