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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Alibelle - Feb 04, 2005 10:20:33 am PST #8820 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

There was a t-shirt at K-Mart that said something like Titanic Swim Team. It was one of those generic looking sports t-shirts, only the team was Titanic, and it definitely had something to do with swimming. It took a moment for the impact to sink in, when I saw it.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 04, 2005 10:26:52 am PST #8821 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I so coveted the "The ship sank. Get over it." t-shirt, you have no idea. Go ahead, act surprised.

Heh, a close friend of a close friend (I was at a wedding with the guy in June) created those t-shirts. Made a ton of money off of them too.


erikaj - Feb 04, 2005 10:31:52 am PST #8822 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Funny! Well, I guess somebody had to.


Polter-Cow - Feb 04, 2005 10:59:38 am PST #8823 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I love Philip Glass' soundtrack to The Hours.

Also, I like Titanic too. Not for the romance, but for everything else. The human story, and the sinking ship.


Sue - Feb 04, 2005 11:04:30 am PST #8824 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I found Titanic interminable and overblown. And I kept thinking "You've got two minutes to live in the North Atlantic, die Leo, die!" And the more people cried around me in the theatre, the more hysterical the movie seemed to me.


Gris - Feb 04, 2005 11:05:10 am PST #8825 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I like Titanic a lot more now than I used to. I re-watched it very recently.

I hated it then because I was 14. And Every. Single. Girl. I. Knew. Saw it. Eighteen thousand times.

Which was just WRONG.

However, I actually like the romance - I always like cheesy romances - and I love that they at least are fairly accurate about the sinking of the ship, and I personally think the acting and directing and costume design and cinematography are all tremendous. The melodramaticism goes just a little too far with ice!Leo, but that's my only complaint, really.

Oh, and why'd she throw the frickin' diamond away? That was just stupid.


§ ita § - Feb 04, 2005 11:08:04 am PST #8826 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll never be able to tell you if Amistad is a good movie or not. I started crying before they reached American soil, and I didn't stop until I left the theatre. Its emotional impact on me and its quality, however, I see as potentially independent things.

Titanic was kinda like that, except the idea of waiting around for the human tragedy while the annoying people pranced? So not going to happen. And I didn't dislike Leo or anything. The A story was more boring than the truth, and distracting. I didn't need to be seduced into sadness. It's all over the story.


JohnSweden - Feb 04, 2005 11:08:22 am PST #8827 of 10001
I can't even.

I found Titanic interminable and overblown. And I kept thinking "You've got two minutes to live in the North Atlantic, die Leo, die!" And the more people cried around me in the theatre, the more hysterical the movie seemed to me.

So much This. What was said earlier about cobbling a romance onto a historical treatment (perhaps silliest in Pearl Harbour?) also.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 04, 2005 11:13:16 am PST #8828 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

And I kept thinking "You've got two minutes to live in the North Atlantic, die Leo, die!"

I was hoping that hypothermia wouldn't be (melo)dramatic enough for Cameron and he'd go for a shark making off with Leo's lower half before he could freeze to death.


Vonnie K - Feb 04, 2005 11:13:56 am PST #8829 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

I saw Titanic with a full bladder, and the last 30 minutes agonized me somethin' terrible, what with all that water on the screen. Might have impeded my enjoyment of the flick a bit.

Overall, I think it's a decent flick with some really moving bits, but the hysterical audience overreaction about how it was the BFE got tiresome real quick. There was also the small matter of that Accursed Song That Played Everywhere All The Time for, like, 10 months. By week 4, it was inducing almost-Pavlovian homicidal response in me.