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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Volans - Jul 18, 2004 12:56:22 pm PDT #866 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Didn't ya know that's a Chinese name?

Maybe they thought Genghis was Chinese?

Maybe because he had wrath?

Cereal upcoming.


Volans - Jul 18, 2004 1:05:41 pm PDT #867 of 10001
move out and draw fire

OK, real reason I'm here is that I just finally saw Spidey 2. Of course, P-C *would* have to have just watched Blade Runner and Brazil, two of the bestest movies ever. I'll keep my commentary on Blade Runner shortish, though - I want a hybrid of the two versions. Leave in the voice-overs, but end the movie where the Director's Cut ends. I'm agnostic on the unicorn dream scene.

My two favorite movies are Blade Runner and Casablanca and I've come to realize that in many ways they are the same movie.

Anyway, Spiderman.

LOVED LOVED LOVED the opening credits. Was that Alex Ross work or am I way off target? Awesome. I thought the opening scene was taken directly from Snow Crash, my friend thought it was from Grand Theft Auto: New Vice City. Alfred Molina was awesome and the writing for Doc Ock great, and a great villain makes a good superhero film.

However, the physics made my brain hurt, and kept popping me out of the movie. Not the physics of Spidey doing his heroic stuff, or Doc Ock sometimes sounding like an earthquake when he "walks" and sometimes being cat-stealthy. I mean the physics of the science-fair fusion project. Way too much fanwanking required.

I did love the old-timey comic book stuff, like the bank having sacks of gold in the vault. Sometimes it was awkward, like going from a shot of the Daily Bugle using old-style paste-up to a mention of eBay, but mostly it worked. I also loved Bruce Campbell, but I love him beyond all reason anyway.

Did I detect a little Lizard foreshadowing?

And am I alone in thinking the Peter/Harry relationship is just a touch erotic? Or is that just because James Franco is hotter than a fusion ball?

Great fun. Might come close to replacing the X-Men movies as my fave comic movie ever.


Jessica - Jul 18, 2004 2:16:10 pm PDT #868 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Just saw I, Robot. Did anyone on set think to mention to Proyas that there already was a Bladerunner? And 2001? And that episode of the Simpsons where they go to Itchy & Scratchy Land? And that maybe they should have tried putting something, oh I don't know, original into the story?

Don't get me wrong, I love a good mindless action movie about killer robots, and I certainly wasn't expecting brilliance, but I also really wasn't expecting to be that bored. (I spent most of the film waiting for them to reveal that Bridget Moynihan's character was a robot, since she seemed to have only the one facial expression, and no emotions. Then I realized she's just a really bland actress.)

I'm also a little disturbed that the moral of the story seemed to be "Thank god for racial profiling!"

I also really disliked the design of the robots. The faces especially didn't look physically plausible to me, and so I was never able to forget that I was watching CGI.


Gandalfe - Jul 18, 2004 2:21:26 pm PDT #869 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

P-Cow, the three movies that really re-set visual style in the 80s were (as you figured) Blade Runner, Road Warrior and (I think) Diva.

God, I haven't seen Diva since I was, like, 16. I think they showed it on PBS. I really need to see if they have that at the library.


Beverly - Jul 18, 2004 3:04:30 pm PDT #870 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

"I've.... seen things.... you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhauser gate.

"All those.... moments.... will be lost in time.... Like tears in rain.

"Time.... to die."

I think these lines were revealing Batty as an introspective entity, someone who could watch a scene of destruction and death, and from a distance, find beauty in it. I've always thought of Batty, and the other replicants, but mostly Batty, as a child, who, given a longer lifespan and some guidance, could have developed a human perspective. Perhaps it's just the softhearted sap in me. But the scene he describes, above, is the only sort of experience he was ever allowed to have. And that he rose above the brute enough to see what beauty there was made him closer to human, for me. (Also, I always thought it was "seabeams", again with the romantic sap)

I actually think it's better with the voice over.

Me too. It plays more like Chandler-noir with the voiceover, and makes the outre seem just another day at the office. For me, it adds another level of juxtaposition while at the same time trying to convince me that this is just routine, mundane police work. Or, I could just have read the rest of Sean's post:

I also rather prefer the notion that Deckard was human, as that means that Roy's last act was to save a human life, to see if that would finally make him real. It also sets up the essential existential exploration of the film - that Roy's artificial humanity is more alive than Deckard's rote existance.

As it is, I'll just add a big ole "Yes!" to that statement.

Loved Soldier, with the whole cast of ER, and Angelo from The Pretender. And Wyatt Russell as Kurt's character as a kid.

I saw I Robot today, and it was fun. Will is a very pretty man, and it is absolutely no hardship to look at him onscreen in any state of undress whatsoever. And I had a lot of fun watching the robot and listening for Alanisms. Is it art? In the sense of forwarding CGI movie tech, maybe. But yeah, very pretty car.


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2004 3:17:19 pm PDT #871 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I, Robot also borrowed from Colossus: The Forbin Project, a 1970 movie where a supercomputer decides to take over the world for our own good.

2035 Audi.

eta: more Audi.


Nutty - Jul 18, 2004 3:30:12 pm PDT #872 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I always thought the whole point of Blade Runner is that we don't know whether Deckard (or anyone) is human, and it doesn't matter. Everybody wants to live, and takes a wild stab at doing that, and it's some kind of maturity to admit you can't go on doing that forever because your body quits out on you.

Even Tyrell, presumptuous villain Tyrell, with his glasses and his vaguely ominous air of well-preservedness -- his death is horrible, and Sebastian is there to cry over him. There isn't a death that isn't horrible and foregrounded in its horribleness in the whole movie.

As for the narration -- the gist of the above only works if the narration is absent. Rachael doesn't know her start date, so she doesn't know her death date -- nobody does, now Tyrell is dead. She's got a life with a limit built in, and she doesn't know where the limit lies, and how is that different from Deckard right next to her?


Volans - Jul 18, 2004 5:14:18 pm PDT #873 of 10001
move out and draw fire

the gist of the above only works if the narration is absent

This is very true, and I really like the way you analyzed the point of BR. I think the voice-overs could be edited or modified to still give the Sam Spade feeling and not stomp all over the humanity question.

As for Batty's last act being saving a human life, I think it was. I mean no matter what Deckard is: Even if Deckard is a replicant, Batty may not have known that. He might've suspected, but either way Deckard was the Adversary. He wasn't part of Batty's tribe, wasn't part of the slave class the way all other replicants were. For Batty, Deckard represented human. And he saved him. And Deckard, who'd been used for years by humans, got saved by a replicant.

And the "tears in rain" speech never fails to make me cry. And I've never attended a funeral where I haven't thought of that speech.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 18, 2004 5:56:18 pm PDT #874 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I prefer BLADE RUNNER without the narration, but I'm not sure I would have gotten as much out of it seeing that version the first time. I saw the original, w/narration, happy ending, etc., in the theater, and the voice-over does tell you a few things you might not figure out the first time seeing it cold.

There may in fact, be no definitive version. The VHS of the narrated one had more graphic violence during the Tyrell, Zhara and Priss deaths (can't remember if the kept that in the "director's" cut - I use quotes, because Scott only let them call it that because he wanted it re-released, and would have preferred to add some other stuff, but the studio wouldn't pony up).


DebetEsse - Jul 18, 2004 6:49:26 pm PDT #875 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Jessica, re your whitefont, that's actually one of the 4? 5? things they kept from the book.

There's one particular story in the book where it comes into play (also the story that makes me disagree with the idea that this is how the "inevitable conclusion" would go down. I think the robots would try subterfuge and/or deception before all-out violence/revolution )