Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2005 2:51:25 pm PST #8498 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

So you didn't see the part about the uncredited naked Orlando Bloom cameo?


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2005 2:54:40 pm PST #8499 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So you didn't see the part about the uncredited naked Orlando Bloom cameo?

I may not be Cindy, but I can still keep lists.


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2005 2:56:04 pm PST #8500 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And in the cameo, naked!Orlando is making out with also-uncredited also-naked Colin Farrell.


Strix - Jan 26, 2005 3:00:32 pm PST #8501 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Neato!


Dana - Jan 26, 2005 5:06:16 pm PST #8502 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Neil Gaiman also said good things about Kung Fu Hustle.


evil jimi - Jan 27, 2005 5:22:33 am PST #8503 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Can't remember if I, or anyone else, has linked to this site before but if you want to be able to download and save a movie trailer to your HDD, go to -> [link]


bon bon - Jan 27, 2005 5:38:51 am PST #8504 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Apparently it's the punchline to a dirty joke.

That would be the one. Huh.


Maysa - Jan 27, 2005 11:33:33 am PST #8505 of 10001

Regarding the white font upthread -

I cannot even begin to describe how much I hate Michael Medved. This is the same guy who hated Pulp Fiction because of its so-called loose morals. He never judges on artistic content, only on whether the movie fits into his right-wing world view.


beekaytee - Jan 27, 2005 3:56:54 pm PST #8506 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Ya know. I don't even like Clint Eastwood. Nor am I interested in MDB or it's cast, but the whitefont has inspired me to go see the damn movie...in the theatre just to spite Limbaugh and Medved.

Screwm.

With my nuclear hate for both of them, I could single handedly turn that movie into Passion of the Clint.

Just watch me.


erikaj - Jan 27, 2005 4:02:50 pm PST #8507 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Well, as a lefty and a disabled person, I feel obligated now, to see this film, write about it and piss off at least one set of my friends by so doing. Good times! And, yet, not a first. Being a disabled lefty is very hard in this regard. Lucky I'm a hot chick with superpowers.And, um, can't we do anything else in movies, ever? Besides Teach People To Live, that is. All those movies...we do it, you still don't get it, and *we're* slow.