Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


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A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


tommyrot - Jan 26, 2005 12:38:49 pm PST #8490 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rush is trying to undermine Clint? Why? (I skipped the whitefont.)


Betsy HP - Jan 26, 2005 12:39:38 pm PST #8491 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Rush doesn't like the content of the movie.


Jessica - Jan 26, 2005 12:40:02 pm PST #8492 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

He really hated the movie. (Even though, based on his comments, I'm not sure he actually saw it.)


Betsy HP - Jan 26, 2005 12:43:47 pm PST #8493 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Yo, ita?

William Booth: Hi Cap! I saw "Kung Fu Hustle" the other day. Directed by Stephen Chow. It is hilarious. It is a parody. The kung fu masters include a cigarette-chomping landlady in hair curlers. Man, can she fight. Its a comedy, with "Matrix"-style special effects. It never takes itself too seriously. And the audience laughed for 99 minutes.

Rockville, Md. : So what's the best movie you've seen at Sundance so far? And is there one film that everyone seems to be buzzing about (besides "The Aristocrats")?

William Booth: I really like "Kung Fu Hustle." It was just so imaginative (and I usually am not a big fan of Hong Kong kung fu in Chinese w/ subtitles).

That's the Washington Post's guy at Sundance talking.


bon bon - Jan 26, 2005 1:23:27 pm PST #8494 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Is The Aristocrats what I think it is?

pauses for everyone to read my mind


Betsy HP - Jan 26, 2005 1:29:34 pm PST #8495 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Apparently it's the punchline to a dirty joke.


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2005 2:48:39 pm PST #8496 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

ita, how did you copy/paste/post that MDB tidbit w/o reading the whited out part?


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2005 2:50:36 pm PST #8497 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

how did you copy/paste/post that MDB tidbit w/o reading the whited out part?

By squinting ... I wouldn't be surprised if that's why I now have a headache. Scrolling to the start of the whited out paragraph to put the spoiler quickedit just about killed me. I hovered, for a second, considering combining whitefont and the quote indentation, but then remembered I was insane, and shouldn't encourage myself.


Steph L. - Jan 26, 2005 2:51:25 pm PST #8498 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

So you didn't see the part about the uncredited naked Orlando Bloom cameo?


§ ita § - Jan 26, 2005 2:54:40 pm PST #8499 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So you didn't see the part about the uncredited naked Orlando Bloom cameo?

I may not be Cindy, but I can still keep lists.