Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.

'Never Leave Me'


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Frankenbuddha - Jan 20, 2005 7:48:10 am PST #8058 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Man, O.C. and Stiggs was proof that Altman needed to lay off the demon weed occasionally.

Hadn't QUINTET already proved that?


justkim - Jan 20, 2005 7:48:32 am PST #8059 of 10001
Another social casualty...

Xanadu!

Gene Kelly, Greek mythology, and roller skates. What's not to love. It's pure cheddar.

I also adore Popeye. I will admit to seeing Grease 2 several times in the the theater when I was 11. (It was a Navy base theater. Admission was $1.)


Betsy HP - Jan 20, 2005 7:50:09 am PST #8060 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Bugsy Malone.


Nutty - Jan 20, 2005 7:50:30 am PST #8061 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think a complicating factor to Frank's quest on this front is that many movies are made these days to exploit that "wow, this is such a bad movie and I'm having so much fun" market. Like, a third half of John Carpenter's movies are successful in this way. (Another third, successful at something less ironic. THe last third, unsuccessful by any measure.)

Actually I would suggest that any movie that has been labeled "[blank]-sploitation" has a good chance of falling into the category we are trying to describe.


Betsy HP - Jan 20, 2005 7:51:06 am PST #8062 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

To be a truly GOod Bad Movie, it has to be utterly shameless. No irony, no sense that "We know better than to do this." Bad Movies glory in their decisions.


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 7:53:26 am PST #8063 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Most of mine are baddies that I loved as a child. Grease 2 (I want a cooooool rider!), Clash of the Titans, Pollyanna, and Flash Gordon (Betsy!).

I love Clash of the Titans too, GC!

Beastmaster

He had pet FERRETS! Yay!


Nutty - Jan 20, 2005 7:53:33 am PST #8064 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Hm. So, where does Big Trouble in Little China fall? I mean, it glories in its decisions, and is shameless, and is fun, but a heaving pile of enthusiastic nonsense.


tommyrot - Jan 20, 2005 7:54:32 am PST #8065 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Showgirls

I'd add Starship Troopers in there, but it's arguably ironic. (At least in Verhoven's head.)


Frankenbuddha - Jan 20, 2005 7:55:16 am PST #8066 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

To be a truly GOod Bad Movie, it has to be utterly shameless. No irony, no sense that "We know better than to do this." Bad Movies glory in their decisions.

So, among other things, it can't be deliberately campy, you're saying? That leaves out huge chunks of definitively classic cult movies (Rocky Horror being example numero uno).


Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 7:56:32 am PST #8067 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hm. So, where does Big Trouble in Little China fall? I mean, it glories in its decisions, and is shameless, and is fun, but a heaving pile of enthusiastic nonsense.

Oh yeah, I haven't seen that in one in years. I should watch it again to see that guy explode.