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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Jessica - Jul 17, 2004 7:15:22 am PDT #775 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Other than Se7en (which has a fantastic last 20 minutes, pity about the hour and a half preceding it), I am a Fincher fan. (Fight Club being one of my desert island movies, after all.)

But I can't hear his name without thinking of the Editing Room's Panic Room script parody, especially this line:

DIRECTOR DAVID FINCHER
Think I can fit the camera through
the handle of this coffee pot? Think
I can? Huh? Huh?
(he does it)
FUCK YEAH I CAN! WHOO!


Polter-Cow - Jul 17, 2004 7:20:16 am PDT #776 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Other than Se7en (which has a fantastic last 20 minutes, pity about the hour and a half preceding it)

I haven't seen it in a long time. I ought to. It does get major points for using a remix of "Closer" for the opening credits.

(Fight Club being one of my desert island movies, after all.)

I own the DVD. I've seen it at least four times now, probably. I need to listen to all the commentaries on that disc. I wish I had the two-disc version, though.

But I can't hear his name without thinking of the Editing Room's Panic Room script parody, especially this line:

Hee hee hee. On the money. Panic Room was all right, a decent thriller. Not exceptional.

The Game is one hell of a mindfuck. Loved it.

ETA: Appropriate post number.


Jessica - Jul 17, 2004 7:24:05 am PDT #777 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The Game is one hell of a mindfuck. Loved it.

Ohhhhh, I'd forgotten he did that one. I may have to amend my "Fincher fan" status to "think he's an interesting enough director that I'll see his films in theatres in spite of how much I hated The Game."

There are at least twelve points in that movie where it should have ended. None of them occur at the end of the film.


Polter-Cow - Jul 17, 2004 7:26:14 am PDT #778 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Jessica, you hated Donnie Darko, too. Probably something else I liked. I take your hate with a grain of salt. ;-}

And because it's always fun to make fun of people on the IMDb boards, here's someone's opinion on Alien: Resurrection :

Some scenes with no realism:

-The scene under water, they are under water for about 5 min. after 200 years tecnology has changed but humans haven`t evolved to be more like fish.


§ ita § - Jul 17, 2004 7:27:16 am PDT #779 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

With Jessica, despised The Game. In fact, Panic Room is the Fincher I remember most fondly.


Sean K - Jul 17, 2004 7:30:16 am PDT #780 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I actually liked Se7en, myself, but I haven't seen the Game yet. I liked Panic Room.


Jessica - Jul 17, 2004 7:49:20 am PDT #781 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I take your hate with a grain of salt.

What you must remember is that you are a wrongheaded crackpot about such things, and I am not. I am always right.

The first time I saw Se7en, I walked in late and only saw the last 20 minutes (in which we get not only supercrazycalm Kevin Spacey, but also Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box). And I thought it was fucking brilliant.

Then I saw the whole thing, and I realized how completely mundane the movie is. (And since it doesn't realize it's mundane, it's doubly pretentious.) Very disappointing.


Aims - Jul 17, 2004 7:52:31 am PDT #782 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I have a thing for "American Justice" on A&E. Last week, they had a case where a woman was kidnapped and turned into a sex slave for 7 years. One of the things her captors did to her was retrofit their waterbed to hold a drawer in the base that this woman had to stay in when she wasn't performing sex acts or doing the dishes. She called it "the box."

"What's in the box? What's in the box?" became the saying of the evening again.


beekaytee - Jul 17, 2004 9:25:39 am PDT #783 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Se7en distrurbed me like Angel Heart disturbed me, which I guess means they both did their job.

Except for the abysmal acting in Angel Heart, I could not look at the 'craft' of either of the films because I was too busy covering my eyes or concentrating on keeping down my lunch.

Put me off my feed for three days.

Not in a good way, like The Fly. (I like both versions but the Jeff Goldbloom one actually made me queasy.) That was a gleeful creep out.


beekaytee - Jul 17, 2004 9:58:21 am PDT #784 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Hmph.

So the Shyamalan expose was a hoax.

Soon, there will be no actual news. Only mocku-trash.
Oh, wait that may already be the case.

Then again, I've gotta check the hypocracy meter because I loved Peter Jackson's Forgotten Silver .

Stroke of genius, that was. so I'm not sure why the SciFi 'publicity stunt gone too far' ticks me off so much.

No, I know why. One was in good fun and the other used 'tragedy' to dupe people. Feh.