frankly, I feel that Orlando Bloom could use a couple of wedgies now and then.
ita will kill you if you try anything.
Travers: Perhaps you'll favor us with a demonstration while we're here. Buffy: You mean, like, right now? 'Cause, already had my recommended daily dose of fights tonight.
'Potential'
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juliana - Jan 03, 2005 12:23:19 pm PST #7596 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Consuela - Jan 03, 2005 12:27:11 pm PST #7597 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I'll protect you, Nutty, while you wedgie Orlando!
reequeen - Jan 03, 2005 12:36:03 pm PST #7598 of 10001
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
tommyrot:
And then there's wacky futuristic sci-fi stuff like an end to wars, poverty and disease....
Yeah, well, I didn't like to get my hopes up.
Sue - Jan 03, 2005 12:55:28 pm PST #7599 of 10001
hip deep in pie
I just saw Closer. I think Clive Owen was the only one who managed to elevate the text beyond it's staginess. Julia Roberts inability to convey an inner life for her character made me question if she herself has an inner life. (I suspect robot.)
And the scene were Clive is barefoot...Gah! I'll be in my bunk.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 1:17:31 pm PST #7600 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'd be interested in seeing the wedgie attempt, so give me a holler when you're in position.
flea - Jan 03, 2005 3:45:23 pm PST #7601 of 10001
information libertarian
Will you be locked in a squash court with Orli?
Nutty - Jan 03, 2005 4:59:06 pm PST #7602 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I think I don't need a competitive advantage over Orlando Bloom. I promise even to take off any stompy shoes I might be wearing.
Especially if he has no forewarning of my secret plan, it should be easy to just sidle up, do the Hollywood air-kiss greeting, reach around back for a simple friendly hug -- and WHAM! Tighty-whities everywhere.
You didn't think a propensity to hugging was a liability, did you? This is why people in New England have a big personal bubble.
And the scene were Clive is barefoot...Gah! I'll be in my bunk.
Ditto.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 03, 2005 5:02:15 pm PST #7603 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think Clive's hotness might have been helped just a smidge by comparison to Jude Law at the puffiest and least charming he's ever been.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2005 5:15:06 pm PST #7604 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You know, the squash court could still come in useful. Those of us interested in viewing from a remove will be suited by the spectator stands, but you won't be able to get within boxer-groping reach if you don't get yourselves away from the screaming fangirls.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 03, 2005 5:26:14 pm PST #7605 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Sister Mary Stigmata,
"We gotta go see the penguin." "Fuck that!"