It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


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dcp - Dec 30, 2004 8:53:35 pm PST #7476 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

Finally got to see Shaun of the Dead.

It's fairly gross and gory, in a "Doom" or "Mortal Kombat" video-game sort of way, but I guess that's only to be expected in a zombie movie.

Mostly it's just funny. I haven't laughed that long or that hard in quite some time.


Atropa - Dec 30, 2004 10:51:34 pm PST #7477 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I finally saw the Lemony Snicket movie.

My goodness, that was pretty. I would like a large art book dedicated to the art, set designs, costumes, and end credits please. Especially since that means I wouldn't have to sit through the actual movie again.

I *hated* Jim Carrey in this, and I'm mostly 'eh, whatever' about him. I also was cross about the changes to the books, the trumped-up happy(ish) ending, and the pacing of the movie seemed a bit off to me (and a lot off to Pete). The kids, however, were fabulous.


Sue - Dec 31, 2004 3:12:23 am PST #7478 of 10001
hip deep in pie

My problem with vonTrier is that I saw a documentary on the Making of The Idiots, and he was such an odious egomaniac that seemed to enjoy the hardship he inflicted on his actors that I haven't been able to bring myself to see another one of his films.

I know that there are probably a lot of directors who are even bigger odious egomaniacs (I'm looking at you James Cameron), but I have a real problem with people who treat other people like shit in the name of creating art when they are really just stroking their own massive egos.

It also doesn't help that I know where his films are going before I walk in the theatre.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 31, 2004 5:50:45 am PST #7479 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm not anti-Carrey, but just watching the previews I found myself wondering why Carrey and not Ian McKellan, who could've really eaten up the role.

That's it then. t chambers round I'll see you folks in 15 to 20, maybe more if they can find a jury that's never seen a Jim Carrey movie.


Hayden - Dec 31, 2004 6:04:21 am PST #7480 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

My problem with vonTrier is that I saw a documentary on the Making of The Idiots, and he was such an odious egomaniac that seemed to enjoy the hardship he inflicted on his actors that I haven't been able to bring myself to see another one of his films.

I'm no fan of von Trier's, either, but I've heard that The Five Obstructions is flat-out fantastic. Apparently, LVT comes across as the sadistic prick I suspect he is, but he is constantly upstaged by the other director (whose name I can't remember offhand). The plot, to the extent that there is one, is that LVT is challenging this other director, who created a short groundbreaking piece of Scandanavian cinema back in the 70s, to remake his movie under certain circumstances as dictated by LVT. The reviews I read indicated that the other director succeeded admirably in all of the challenges, and that The Five Obstructions manages to be a rather touching film. It's in my Netflix queue.


Jessica - Dec 31, 2004 6:56:01 am PST #7481 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm no fan of von Trier's, either, but I've heard that The Five Obstructions is flat-out fantastic.

I am a fan of von Trier's, and I found The Five Obstructions disappointing. The 5 varations of The Perfect Human were fascinating (except for varation 3, which was a complete waste of time), but the rest of it was just blah. You get the point that Lars von Trier is an unfeeling creature who views the other humans as his personal playthings within the first few minutes, and after that, there's not much point to watching him onscreen. I would have much rather just seen all 5 variations (plus the original short) in full, instead of wasting time watching Lars be an ass, and seeing only snippets of the films.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 31, 2004 7:02:51 am PST #7482 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

As far as Von Trier goes, it's ELEMENT OF CRIME, ZENTROPA and THE KINGDOM. I loved BREAKING THE WAVES when I saw it, but the more I think about it, the more enraged I get. Haven't been able to bring myself to see any of the ones since.

I guess I just like his "earlier, funnier" movies or something.


Jessica - Dec 31, 2004 11:36:22 am PST #7483 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Just saw The Life Aquatic, and liked it a lot. I do hope that Wes Anderson has finally sorted out his father-son issues so he can move on to make a movie about something else next, but I thought Bill Murray and Owen Wilson gave two of their best performances here, and the whole thing was very quietly powerful.


Steph L. - Dec 31, 2004 2:21:21 pm PST #7484 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Just saw Kinsey, which is a damn fine movie. DAMN fine. And -- Peter Saarsgard? He did nothing for me in Garden State, which was the first thing I saw him in, but in Kinsey -- he lit up the screen. My god. He's got that same incandescence that Ewan has in Moulin Rouge. And he's HOTT, which I totally didn't think in Garden State.

t /shallow


Anne W. - Dec 31, 2004 3:22:30 pm PST #7485 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I'm not anti-Carrey, but just watching the previews I found myself wondering why Carrey and not Ian McKellan, who could've really eaten up the role.

I am now weeping bitter tears over the fact that the movie was not cast in this way.