How did I not know this was coming out?
How could a movie look this good?
Why is 2005 gonna be so exciting for me?
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
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Gris - Dec 28, 2004 10:26:30 am PST #7419 of 10001
Hey. New board.
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2004 10:40:55 am PST #7420 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How could a movie look this good?
I know how it could look better -- a wee tweak of the cast list.
Consuela - Dec 28, 2004 11:07:27 am PST #7421 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I didn't just see Alexis Bledel on that cast list, did I?
And wow, Mickey Rourke. Coolness.
Jessica - Dec 28, 2004 11:08:13 am PST #7422 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I didn't just see Alexis Bledel on that cast list, did I?
Yep. Playing a prostitute, IIRC.
Gris - Dec 28, 2004 5:23:59 pm PST #7423 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I know how it could look better -- a wee tweak of the cast list.
Particular one you've got in mind?
§ ita § - Dec 28, 2004 6:43:00 pm PST #7424 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Particular one you've got in mind?
Bruce Willis and Brittany Murphy both make me itch.
Playing a prostitute, IIRC.
If she's playing a female role, the odds are good she's a whore. Or soon dead. Or both.
DavidS - Dec 28, 2004 6:47:33 pm PST #7425 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Emmett and I saw the Lemony Snicket movie today. It was pure goth porn, and by porn I mean art direction. The end credits alone were one of the coolest things I've seen this year. JZ described them as a combination of Edward Gorey / Tim Burton / and the shadow puppet animation of the Prince Achmed movie.
I thought Carrey was fine, but he distorted the focus of the movie on Count Olaf instead of on the Baudelaires. JZ hated him and thought he did nothing but distracting schtick. We both agreed the sets, costuming and children's performances were stellar.
Sean K - Dec 28, 2004 7:33:37 pm PST #7426 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
It's really one of the prettiest movies I've ever seen. Quite lush and gorgeous.
Atropa - Dec 28, 2004 7:54:30 pm PST #7427 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
It was pure goth porn, and by porn I mean art direction.
I get to go see it Thursday night. I cannot wait.
DavidS - Dec 28, 2004 8:28:02 pm PST #7428 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I get to go see it Thursday night. I cannot wait.
Plan on staying through the end credits. I could have easily watched a whole movie just in the style of the end credits.