Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Polter-Cow - Jul 16, 2004 4:47:33 am PDT #671 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Midichlorians, fool.


§ ita § - Jul 16, 2004 4:47:33 am PDT #672 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ioan Gruffud is going to be macking on Jessica Alba.

I feel queasy.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2004 4:50:13 am PDT #673 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Midichlorians, fool.

Well I guessed at the spelling and Google suggested metaclorians. But then midichlorians gives more matches. Obviously, Google is employing a Sith.


Narrator - Jul 16, 2004 5:13:08 am PDT #674 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Like Lucas would know a decent script.

He may. He just can't write one himself.


§ ita § - Jul 16, 2004 5:40:20 am PDT #675 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He may. He just can't write one himself.

And it's just coincidence he never noticed his stank?


Sean K - Jul 16, 2004 5:51:56 am PDT #676 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And it's just coincidence he never noticed his stank?

Sometimes artists can't judge their own work.

Jim Morrison always thought his poetry was much better than his singing or his lyrics. He was very wrong, he wrote horrible poetry.


§ ita § - Jul 16, 2004 5:55:38 am PDT #677 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jim Morrison always thought his poetry was much better than his singing or his lyrics

Did we establish that Jim could tell anyone's poetry from crap? If not, it's not quite a parallel.


Sean K - Jul 16, 2004 6:01:32 am PDT #678 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

If not, it's not quite a parallel.

More of a rhombus, really.


tommyrot - Jul 16, 2004 6:06:05 am PDT #679 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Mr. Morrison was into all sorts of good poets like Rimbaud, Baudelaire, Blake, etc. Of course, maybe he was just being pretentious.

Fun factoid: The captain of the U.S. aircraft carrier involved in the Gulf of Tonkin incident was Jim Morrison's dad.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 16, 2004 7:59:21 am PDT #680 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ioan Gruffud is going to be macking on Jessica Alba.

I feel queasy.

Console yourself with this interview wherein Ioan's slash factor spikes to 11.