I like books. I just don't want to take on too much. Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb?

Buffy ,'Lessons'


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Steph L. - Dec 03, 2004 7:15:57 am PST #6613 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I think Don Cheadle would be a good James Bond, if we're looking at non-white guys (and I agree that James Bond doesn't need to be tied to race).

Except Cheadle is American.

Your point? The *character* has to be British, but the actor playing him doesn't.

Do you guys have to steal everything from other countries?

Again, I ask: your point?

Teppy is an unqualified GENIUS!

Thank you, dahhhh-ling!


Kathy A - Dec 03, 2004 7:48:41 am PST #6614 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

It's the consideration of this particular black man that I find cool, because the bits of Colin Salmon I've managed to see so far fit so very well with what would make an ideal Bond for me if race factor is not a consideration. He's polished, in possession of enough gravitas that you'd take notice when he's being cold and ruthless, comes across as educated, whip-smart and a tad supercilious, and good at conveying a terrific low-key, dry sense of humor. Plus? HOTT to the power of ten.

Yes, yes, and--oh, what's the word?--YES!! Back when the last Bond film was released I was saying that Colin Salmon should play him next time out, because of all of these factors. If you want to see him in more than a secondary role, watch the second miniseries of Prime Suspect, where he plays the cop who has an affair with Tennison (Helen Mirren--another member of the HOTT club, female division). He can pull off sexy and smooth with the ladies, definitely.


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2004 7:49:30 am PST #6615 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ooh! Can Helen Mirren be Bond? She's white and British.


Nutty - Dec 03, 2004 7:58:43 am PST #6616 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Helen Mirren would long since have been forced to retire from field duty, I fear. I don't think they let 60 year old agents go traipsing about these days.

The original Bond was a representative of patrician snob Britain, which may be why he has always been white and driven Austen Martins and whatall. (Although his choice of drink is distinctly declasse.) But then, the very first movie-Bond violates the patrician-ness of it all, casting a Scot. So, I say the field's wide open.

Except for Don Cheadle, who on evidence of Ocean's 11, should never be allowed within a mile of a British accent.


§ ita § - Dec 03, 2004 8:01:40 am PST #6617 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Except for Don Cheadle, who on evidence of Ocean's 11, should never be allowed within a mile of a British accent.

Maybe it's the Cockney he can't get. In fact, no one should try that. It just begs for overdoing.

I don't think they let 60 year old agents go traipsing about these days.

They should! First off, she's hot, and secondly, well, if a 60 year old can be good at it, it doesn't all have to look like Spooks.


Vonnie K - Dec 03, 2004 8:09:23 am PST #6618 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

the second miniseries of Prime Suspect, where he plays the cop who has an affair with Tennison

Oh, yeah. That was hot. t fans self

Helen Mirren will be a scorcher until the day she die. She's almost 60 and still hot like the sun. It's really too bad that nobody made a film with her as Lady Macbeth.


Calli - Dec 03, 2004 8:13:11 am PST #6619 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Although his choice of drink is distinctly declasse.

A martini, shaken, not stirred? I had no idea it was declasse. What would have been an appropriate snob-class drink of his time? (I was raised in a mostly tea-totalling household, so I'm not up on some of the finer drink associations.)


Jesse - Dec 03, 2004 8:15:13 am PST #6620 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it's the fact that it's a vodka martini, not a "real" (gin) martini. Was it always vodka, or was that just product placement, I wonder.


Sean K - Dec 03, 2004 8:15:31 am PST #6621 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ooh! Can Helen Mirren be Bond?

I'm totally down with this, too. ita's an unqualified GENIUS!

don't think they let 60 year old agents go traipsing about these days.

t refers Nutty to half of Roger Moore's Bond work

(I'm not saying they were good, I'm just saying being old has never stopped someone from playing Bond)

(Although his choice of drink is distinctly declasse.)

There's a great bit in West Wing where President Bartlett explains that the reason you stir a martini is so as not to chip the ice, and thus Bond is ordering a watered down martini, and doing it in a snooty way.


Jessica - Dec 03, 2004 8:24:47 am PST #6622 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it possible to order a martini made to your specifications and not be doing it in a snooty way? I mean, it's a snooty drink.

When my sister bartends, there are always customers who will ask for their martinis "mild" (or, alternately, "extra-strong"). She has given up trying to explain to these people why they are idiots.