I mean, don't they know that "greek" is slang for anal sex? Maybe they should start suing prostitutes.
Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.
Willow ,'End of Days'
Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned
A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
tommyrot - Nov 23, 2004 5:51:28 am PST #6213 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Polter-Cow - Nov 23, 2004 6:10:38 am PST #6214 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I mean, don't they know that "greek" is slang for anal sex?
"Fuckin' Greeks!"
--Analyze This
Betsy HP - Nov 23, 2004 6:42:22 am PST #6215 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Betsy ... did you miss the Roman Polanksi movie Pirates, starring Walter Matthau?
Yes, I did. Should I rectify the omission?
And how can I forget Muppet Treasure Island, with Tim Curry in serious contention for Best. Long John Silver. Ever.?
Connie Neil - Nov 23, 2004 6:49:44 am PST #6216 of 10001
brillig
And Miss Piggy simpering and saying "Lo-o-ng John," and Kermit yelling, "Him, too??!!" Muppets aren't supposed to do innuendo!
Kathy A - Nov 23, 2004 6:53:25 am PST #6217 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Connie, did you see the Very Merry Muppet Christmas special from a few years ago? Pepe was innuendo-ing all over the place with Joan Cusack, and it wasn't all that subtle, either.
Connie Neil - Nov 23, 2004 6:54:58 am PST #6218 of 10001
brillig
did you see the Very Merry Muppet Christmas special from a few years ago
Nope, missed that one. But I did see the first one, with John Denver, where John had to tell the besotted Piggy, "I'm a married man!"
Nutty - Nov 23, 2004 7:00:50 am PST #6219 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
...suddenly recalling seeing an alternate universe where Beaker became a steroided bouncer at a nightclub where Scooter danced in hot pants.
It wounded my eyes and my brain.
Kathy A - Nov 23, 2004 7:09:14 am PST #6220 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
...suddenly recalling seeing an alternate universe where Beaker became a steroided bouncer at a nightclub where Scooter danced in hot pants.
No, seriously, you guys have got to see it!! It's hilarious, and a real throwback to the classic Muppet Show style. They manage to spoof/homage just about every Christmas special ever made, as well as stage a brilliantly done take-off of Moulin Rouge (with Ms. Piggy as Satine and Kermit filling in for Ewan) and even have a pseudo Steve Irwin stalking Fozzie Bear!
Vonnie K - Nov 23, 2004 7:18:14 am PST #6221 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Huh. This look like it could be interesting. On one hand, you've got a fairly familiar plot as supernatural thrillers go, but on the other hand, you have Sean Bean and Maria Bello, both very interesting actors, and the film is directed by the guy who did the original "Ginger Snaps". No release date on IMDb yet though.
Consuela - Nov 23, 2004 7:23:41 am PST #6222 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Does anyone know anything about this film One, that Claudia Black is the lead for? We saw the trailer for it in Burbank last weekend, and it apparently has no distributor yet. Looks like a fairly standard sci-fi/fantasy thing with Claudia playing an asskicking Warrior of Destiny sort of thing. The visuals looked cool, though.