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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.

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Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2004 4:33:25 pm PST #6045 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think I have go with Bo Derek if only for the fact that the only thing I've seen Charlotte Rampling in involved her having relations with a chimpanzee.

Hey, hold on, she was in Swimming Pool. Hmm.

Nah, I still go with Bo. Despite the name "Bo." That's a tough obstacle to overcome.

And remember, folks: According to DroogAlexK of the IMDb boards, "Orca is the greatest movie of all time."

Thomash - Nov 19, 2004 4:39:54 pm PST #6046 of 10001

I have a plan.

Well, according to Dudley Moore, Bo is an 11. But Sean and I both agreed that Charlotte was much shinier in this movie. I think it's the accent and the hair.

Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2004 4:40:42 pm PST #6047 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But Sean and I both agreed that Charlotte was much shinier in this movie. I think it's the accent and the hair.

That is entirely possible, as I am a sucker for both accent and hair.

Anne W. - Nov 19, 2004 5:13:39 pm PST #6048 of 10001

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Switching topics for a moment:

I went to my friend's house for dinner and a movie. The movie?

Van Helsing

Why did no one warn me that this movie was so, so awful?

Mikey - Nov 19, 2004 5:21:50 pm PST #6049 of 10001

All this time, I thought Hunter was a bitch. Turns out she was just hungry.

Perhaps you had been warned, but paid no attention. Hope dinner was good.

§ ita § - Nov 19, 2004 5:27:59 pm PST #6050 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hee. Sorry, Anne, I couldn't warn you. I enjoyed it.

Lee - Nov 19, 2004 5:59:37 pm PST #6051 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I kind of did too. Low expectations can be a good thing.

Alibelle - Nov 19, 2004 6:23:49 pm PST #6052 of 10001

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

'Cause Alexander's hair as it appears in the film? FUGLY.

I totally agree.

Hee. Sorry, Anne, I couldn't warn you. I enjoyed it.

Me too. Like a lot. I haven't had that much fun at a movie in a while.

tiggy - Nov 19, 2004 6:59:55 pm PST #6053 of 10001

I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Van Helsing

Why did no one warn me that this movie was so, so awful?

ugh. i profusely apologize. that movie was awful. Hugh Jackman couldn't even save it for me and i adore him.

what i did watch tonight was I Am Sam for the first time. what a wonderful movie. Dakota Fanning is my favorite little girl ever.

Alibelle - Nov 19, 2004 7:16:05 pm PST #6054 of 10001

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

When my brother saw Van Helsing, he hated it because it was so cheesy. I think you have to watch it, embracing the cheese, and that's when you realize that the cast and crew are embracing the cheese as well. Because it is cheesy. So cheesy it's silly. It's a silly, cheesy, funny movie.

Dakota Fanning is the adorablest.

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