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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned

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Jessica - Nov 19, 2004 4:22:18 pm PST #6041 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It's not just that he's blonde, it's that his roots are still dark, and it's that shape, and it's just a whole bad bad ugly bad hair package that there's no excuse for from anyone in the chain of production.

(Though it does amuse the hell out of me that every conversation I've had about this movie inevitably ends up at the hair. So maybe they did it on purpose, figuring that as long as we were all mesmerized by how bad the hair was, nobody would notice whether or not the plot/characterization/pacing/historicity were any good.)

§ ita § - Nov 19, 2004 4:24:09 pm PST #6042 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

there's no excuse for from anyone in the chain of production.

Have you seen the posters? There seem to be a lot of blind people involved with the look of this movie. The posters are awful. They're floating heads with faded edges, and convey absolutely no information that would pull you to the movie that a cast list wouldn't. Pretty people look awful on it.

Thomash - Nov 19, 2004 4:27:49 pm PST #6043 of 10001

I have a plan.

Okay, so Sean and I were watching some of 'Orca' this afternoon and got in to a little debate.

Who's hotter? Charlotte Rampling or Bo Derek?

Jessica - Nov 19, 2004 4:29:38 pm PST #6044 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Have you seen the posters?

Yes. There's no excuse for those either.

Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2004 4:33:25 pm PST #6045 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think I have go with Bo Derek if only for the fact that the only thing I've seen Charlotte Rampling in involved her having relations with a chimpanzee.

Hey, hold on, she was in Swimming Pool. Hmm.

Nah, I still go with Bo. Despite the name "Bo." That's a tough obstacle to overcome.

And remember, folks: According to DroogAlexK of the IMDb boards, "Orca is the greatest movie of all time."

Thomash - Nov 19, 2004 4:39:54 pm PST #6046 of 10001

I have a plan.

Well, according to Dudley Moore, Bo is an 11. But Sean and I both agreed that Charlotte was much shinier in this movie. I think it's the accent and the hair.

Polter-Cow - Nov 19, 2004 4:40:42 pm PST #6047 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But Sean and I both agreed that Charlotte was much shinier in this movie. I think it's the accent and the hair.

That is entirely possible, as I am a sucker for both accent and hair.

Anne W. - Nov 19, 2004 5:13:39 pm PST #6048 of 10001

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Switching topics for a moment:

I went to my friend's house for dinner and a movie. The movie?

Van Helsing

Why did no one warn me that this movie was so, so awful?

Mikey - Nov 19, 2004 5:21:50 pm PST #6049 of 10001

All this time, I thought Hunter was a bitch. Turns out she was just hungry.

Perhaps you had been warned, but paid no attention. Hope dinner was good.

§ ita § - Nov 19, 2004 5:27:59 pm PST #6050 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hee. Sorry, Anne, I couldn't warn you. I enjoyed it.

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