Heffalumps and Woozles are supposed to be scary, dammit.
Wait, really? Maybe I read the wrong books. Or I have no idea what I'm talking about.
I, for one, wasn't looking forward to starting my day with a slaughter. Which, really, just goes to show how much I've grown
Anya ,'Sleeper'
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Polter-Cow - Nov 16, 2004 6:14:35 pm PST #5917 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
DebetEsse - Nov 16, 2004 6:19:32 pm PST #5918 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Gris - Nov 16, 2004 6:22:39 pm PST #5919 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I gotta say, the Heffalump in that picture looks decidedly cuddly. And the only thing threatened in the song is the theft of honey. Hardly scary. Maybe the cuddle Heffalump in the movie DOES steal Pooh's honey!
And then Rabbit could be like "Dude. You totally shoulda bewared. He guzzled that shit and made you look a damn fool."
And Pooh would sigh and be like "Word, bunny. Word."
Then he'd put a cap in the Heffalump's ass.
Connie Neil - Nov 16, 2004 6:25:07 pm PST #5920 of 10001
brillig
Pooh In Da Hood.
§ ita § - Nov 16, 2004 6:26:21 pm PST #5921 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think caps get popped. But I am out of touch.
Kathy A - Nov 16, 2004 6:27:03 pm PST #5922 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
But with only three fingers, can he do the standard "horns" gesture that every bear in Da Hood knows?
Gris - Nov 16, 2004 6:27:22 pm PST #5923 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Please. "Pop" is too strong a word for a kids movie. They'd replace it with the much nicer "put," obviously, so that the parents wouldn't get pissed.
sumi - Nov 16, 2004 6:32:33 pm PST #5924 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Aren't Heffalumps and Woozles a Disney invention?
tiggy - Nov 16, 2004 7:12:29 pm PST #5925 of 10001
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
well...heffalumps are elephants and woozles are weasels in pooh speak.
Atropa - Nov 16, 2004 7:16:07 pm PST #5926 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Aren't Heffalumps and Woozles a Disney invention?
No. Heffalumps and Woozles are in the original stories. And yes, they are supposed to be frightening.
t /Winnie the Pooh purist