I gotta say, the Heffalump in that picture looks decidedly cuddly. And the only thing threatened in the song is the theft of honey. Hardly scary. Maybe the cuddle Heffalump in the movie DOES steal Pooh's honey!
And then Rabbit could be like "Dude. You totally shoulda bewared. He guzzled that shit and made you look a damn fool."
And Pooh would sigh and be like "Word, bunny. Word."
Then he'd put a cap in the Heffalump's ass.
I think caps get popped. But I am out of touch.
But with only three fingers, can he do the standard "horns" gesture that every bear in Da Hood knows?
Please. "Pop" is too strong a word for a kids movie. They'd replace it with the much nicer "put," obviously, so that the parents wouldn't get pissed.
Aren't Heffalumps and Woozles a Disney invention?
well...heffalumps are elephants and woozles are weasels in pooh speak.
Aren't Heffalumps and Woozles a Disney invention?
No. Heffalumps and Woozles are in the original stories. And yes, they are supposed to be frightening.
t /Winnie the Pooh purist
I there are also Jagulars, who drop on you from trees.
I was just rereading a couple of Milne Pooh books the other night.
I there are also Jagulars, who drop on you from trees.
Yes. It's very important to watch out for those, and other Fierce Animals.
I was just rereading a couple of Milne Pooh books the other night.
I suspect I'm going to be asking Pete to read me a Pooh story sometime in the near future. I'll just have to hope he sticks with the text, and doesn't add in anything from his recent bouts of Halo 2. I do not want to hear about Pooh and Piglet fighting the Covenant.