She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


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Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 08, 2004 8:18:55 am PST #5525 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

What's the current one that has suspicious hush-hush conferences attended by all the high muckey-mucks of various governments? Bilderberg, or something like that?


Betsy HP - Nov 08, 2004 8:27:37 am PST #5526 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

What's the current one that has suspicious hush-hush conferences attended by all the high muckey-mucks of various governments?

Trilateral Commission?


Vonnie K - Nov 08, 2004 8:30:15 am PST #5527 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Read Foucalt's Pendulum.

I read it, like, 15 years ago, and can no longer remember anything about the plot. (Frankly, I couldn't figure out what the hell I just read even then. It was entertaining though.) Except for the part where someone proclaimed that the Templars were all into Hot Gay Lovin' on account of riding the horses pressed against each other and stuff. That cracked me up.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 08, 2004 8:55:59 am PST #5528 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I canna explain the Shriners.

Fezzes and go-carts - what's to explain? I think they're the last bastion of the surrealists.


Jesse - Nov 08, 2004 9:13:38 am PST #5529 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Shriners are a branch of Masons. Wouldn't it be Elks wearing the antlers?


Betsy HP - Nov 08, 2004 9:19:03 am PST #5530 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Shriners will wear pretty much anything.


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2004 9:23:15 am PST #5531 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What about the Loyal Order of Waterbuffalo? Or the Stonecutter's Union?


Jesse - Nov 08, 2004 9:25:29 am PST #5532 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Shriners will wear pretty much anything.

Well, sure. But that's unofficial. (I used to be part of a Masonic order.)


tommyrot - Nov 08, 2004 9:26:57 am PST #5533 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh yeah - what about the Oddfellows?


Hayden - Nov 08, 2004 9:27:51 am PST #5534 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I may be behind in my conspiracy theoryology, but I thought that the Illuminati were (supposedly) an anti-Catholic/Protestant/heretical faction whose mortal enemies are the crypto-Catholic Knights of Malta.