Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.

River ,'Objects In Space'


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§ ita § - Nov 01, 2004 5:33:10 pm PST #5388 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I never saw Kevin Smith as the sensitive artiste type.

Well, once you've seen a film of his, how could you?

However, he now looks part and parcel of what he mocks. He's Disney tie-ins, with swear words.

As is his right. My goodwill to him may come back once the slimy feeling gains distance, but until then, the $13 worth of comics I bought today is probably the last he'll see of my money.

He had my goodwill. And with such, entré to my wallet. Now, NSM.


JohnSweden - Nov 01, 2004 5:39:57 pm PST #5389 of 10001
I can't even.

He had my goodwill. And with such, entré to my wallet. Now, NSM.

Fair enough. He just got another $50 off me, for this Massey Hall appearance, and I'm psyched to be there. An Evening with Kevin Smith was one of the funniest things I saw last year, and this is part of the filming for the follow-up.


§ ita § - Nov 02, 2004 7:03:36 am PST #5390 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Crackheads:

Sylvester Stallone's 2000 reworking of the Sir Michael Caine crime thriller Get Carter has been voted the worst film remake of all time in a new poll. In a survey of 2,000 film fans by DVD rental company Screenselect.co.uk, a majority voted the Rocky star's version was abysmal compared to the 1971 classic. Unfortunately for Jude Law, the recently-released Alfie film - another Caine remake - was also slammed and came in at number six in the poll. The Anne Heche-starring 1998 version of the Psycho horror film followed Get Carter at two and this year's flop Thunderbirds entered at three. The top ten also included Point of No Return at four, Charlie's Angels at five, Planet Of The Apes at seven, Starsky And Hutch at eight and Cape Fear at nine. Surprisingly 2001 blockbuster Ocean's Eleven came in at ten, despite most film reviews lauding the George Clooney film as better than the 1960 original.

Now, admittedly I've seen neither Get Carter. But Ocean's Eleven doesn't suck, and Starksy & Hutch and Charlie's Angels are just muddying the water.


Tom Scola - Nov 02, 2004 7:20:00 am PST #5391 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The Rat Pack Ocean's Eleven was pretty mediocre. Wasn't it itself a remake of a French film or something?


Steph L. - Nov 02, 2004 7:29:15 am PST #5392 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Wasn't it itself a remake of a French film or something?

"Les Onze du Mer"?

t /smartass


Lee - Nov 02, 2004 7:56:53 am PST #5393 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

How do you say "Steph sucks" in French?


Steph L. - Nov 02, 2004 7:59:20 am PST #5394 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

"Steph est la plus belle du tout!"


lisah - Nov 02, 2004 8:03:58 am PST #5395 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

The Rat Pack Ocean's Eleven was pretty mediocre

There are a couple of good bits but really it's one of the most boring movies ever.


Lee - Nov 02, 2004 8:07:17 am PST #5396 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

"Steph est la plus belle du tout!"

Hmm. Somehow I am thinking not.


Mr. Broom - Nov 02, 2004 8:14:30 am PST #5397 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Lewis Milestone has said that directing the original "Ocean's 11" was the worst experience of his filmmaking career. The only reason it and most of the other Rat Pack movies were even made was that the entire Pack was in the same place at the same time for extended engagements, so the studio decided to capitalize on a unique opportunity to make a film, regardless of how good any of them were at acting. Sinatra routinely showed up late to the set and usually drunk too, and he and the others would frequently ad-lib when they just didn't like the lines they were given. They're fun movies, but I'd never call them good. Soderbergh made a good and fun flick.