We knocked 'em deader!

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 26, 2004 8:28:43 am PDT #5072 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I think it's getting a bad rap, but it's not as effective and creepy as the original. They go for too many of the typical Hollywood startle/scare tricks, whereas Ju-on did a better job of showing dawning horror that wasn't so dependent on startling the audience. You knew something creepy was in the process of happening, and kept watching to see just how bad it could get.

Plus, the surfeit of American actors as the majority of the victims made it seem as if the Grudge wasn't so much against people who entered the haunted house as against rude Americans who didn't take their shoes off before entering.


DavidS - Oct 26, 2004 8:36:03 am PDT #5073 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oddly, the image that has stuck with me worst from horror movies is from a not-that-good-one -- Langoliers. Something about the fog beyond which there is nothing -- got me solidly the next few times I flew, and it always comes to mind going through the frequent fogbanks on my way to work.

Yeah whenever I see a dwarf in a red raincoat from Don't Look Now

eta: to help the spoiler averse it freaks my shit.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2004 8:37:37 am PDT #5074 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

On the walk to the bus stop on the way home from my first big screen viewing of Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, we passed a group of midgets (little people? dwarves?). The was a bit of trauma.

I can't make a way to properly font this post and not blow the spoiler in the preceding post.


Lyra Jane - Oct 26, 2004 8:38:45 am PDT #5075 of 10001
Up with the sun

For what it's worth, I don't consider Fone Bone a mainstream critic (which is not meant to belittle the publication he works for, just meant to imply I hold him in higher regard than that).

But Sean, I don't think it's just about Fone. You said that any critic who couldn't follow the film is a moron and, quote, "can't handle a movie that expects you to bring your brain along." I don't think that's a fair thing to say at all, let alone without seeing the movie.


Fiona - Oct 26, 2004 8:41:51 am PDT #5076 of 10001

Don't Look Back

What the music guy actually means is Don't Look Now.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 26, 2004 8:43:19 am PDT #5077 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

You know, it just occurred to me that what we were led to believe about the end of The Ring could be entirely wrong. Rachael assumed that it was making a copy of the cursed videotape and showing it to someone else that saved her from the curse. But what if it was the fact that she was the one who tracked down Samara's story and retrieved her body from the well? Her burn mark faded when she was in the well, not earlier when she showed the videotape to Martin Henderson's character. What if the thing that spared her was a unique, irreproducible sequence of events and her creepy little boy still gets to be the recipient of Samara's GotchaVision broadcast?


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2004 8:43:24 am PDT #5078 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wish Surviving Christmas ranked a little more than 8% at Rotten Tomatoes. I swear the trailer looked funny.

Did anyone read the "review" of The Machinist in last week's EW? Didn't really discuss the movie, but instead took Bale to task for losing all that weight when there are hungry people in the world.

Very odd, and not at all relevant.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 26, 2004 8:44:48 am PDT #5079 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Dude, maybe some of those same hungry people benefited from all the food he wasn't eating during filming?


Lyra Jane - Oct 26, 2004 8:45:30 am PDT #5080 of 10001
Up with the sun

Did anyone read the "review" of The Machinist in last week's EW? Didn't really discuss the movie, but instead took Bale to task for losing all that weight when there are hungry people in the world.

Yeah. Their critics are usually pretty good, so I'm assuming that what it means is that the movie is so dull that it was the only thing the writer could find to say about it. Either that, or the writer has Issues.

What if the thing that spared her was a unique, irreproducible sequence of events and her creepy little boy still gets to be the recipient of Samara's GotchaVision broadcast?

Aaaaagh. Freaky.


Vonnie K - Oct 26, 2004 8:47:19 am PDT #5081 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

instead took Bale to task for losing all that weight when there are hungry people in the world.

Oh, fer cryin' out loud.