Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'

Riley ,'Potential'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2004 2:31:01 pm PDT #4877 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's pretty cool, Mr. Broom.


Mr. Broom - Oct 19, 2004 2:32:30 pm PDT #4878 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

I thought so too. It captures his character--he's built to be sleek and pretty, but he carries himself in such a way as to make him seem inferior. The fact that he's only going to be about four feet tall should make it interesting.


Polter-Cow - Oct 19, 2004 2:33:40 pm PDT #4879 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I love Magnolia and, like tommyrot, enjoy Mars Attacks! muchly. I have yet to see The Arrival, though I wish to. Charlie Sheen vs. The Aliens!


Consuela - Oct 19, 2004 2:34:16 pm PDT #4880 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I love Time Bandits. Need to see it again, soon. I should just get all of Terry Gilliam's stuff on dvd, it's so brilliant.


Mr. Broom - Oct 19, 2004 2:34:30 pm PDT #4881 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

You really shouldn't, dude. It's a terrible film with terrible FX, horrifying dialogue, and a contrived plot. But that's just one man's superior opinion.


Alibelle - Oct 19, 2004 2:37:12 pm PDT #4882 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I think I was almost four when I first saw that movie. I was two when it came out in theatres, and we rented it. So it was not long after it had been out on video, but also not, like, the very day it came out on video. And I cried hysterically, and kept crawling into my mom's bed for months. My father, through some crazyheaded reasoning, seemed to think I needed to watch the sequels, and I hated those as well.

I no longer remember the plot at all, just that the empress (she was the sparkly girl all in white, right?) was very pretty and that the big flying pink dog made me really nervous when he roared.

So, yeah, I hate those movies, but it is probably an unreasoning hate, since I couldn't even tell you why I loathe them, since I no longer remember, but you couldn't force me to watch them again, no matter how long it's been.

I've never seen Time Bandits.


Polter-Cow - Oct 19, 2004 2:39:57 pm PDT #4883 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

that the big flying pink dog made me really nervous when he roared.

I remember one night at Rice we randomly brought up the issue of whether Falcor was a dragon dog or a dog dragon.

As far as I know, I am a fan of the movie. I haven't seen it in many many years, though.

I've never seen Time Bandits.

Nor have I.


Mr. Broom - Oct 19, 2004 2:41:36 pm PDT #4884 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Time Bandits, the MST3K'ed movie? If it's what I think it is, it's from 1993, has preposterously cheap FX, and has a five-second appearance by Lisa Kudrow. It's hilarious.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 19, 2004 2:42:06 pm PDT #4885 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Many of the movies listed above are truly awful, but the only one I can recall walking out of at the theater for quality reasons (as opposed to me feeling queasy or somesuch) is Out Cold. Yes, this is the movie that rottentomatoes.com gave a fresh rating less than half that earned by The Cat in the Hat.


Consuela - Oct 19, 2004 2:42:52 pm PDT #4886 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Alibelle and P-C should run right out and rent Time Bandits. I mean, c'mon! Terry Gilliam! Midgits! Sean Connery as Theseus Agamemnon!! The Ultimate Evil! God!