Dude, Where's My Car?, Speed 2: Cruise Control and Cold Mountain. A trinity of awfulness that I wish I had never sat through.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned
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Jars - Oct 19, 2004 11:05:15 am PDT #4815 of 10001
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2004 11:08:27 am PDT #4816 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse : Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester : So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse : "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester : "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse : "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester : "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse : "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester : "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse : "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester : "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse : "Sweet!" What about mine?
Chester : "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse : "Sweet!" What about mine?
[later]
Chester : [angry] "Dude!" What does mine say?
Jesse : [screaming] "Sweet!"
Ah, comedy gold.
Jessica - Oct 19, 2004 11:08:47 am PDT #4817 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Chinese Fooooooooooooooood.
Steph L. - Oct 19, 2004 11:10:36 am PDT #4818 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
No and then! No and then! No and then!
And then and then and then and then and then and then and then?
Frankenbuddha - Oct 19, 2004 11:11:04 am PDT #4819 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Wasn't it a Buffista who noted that DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? and MEMENTO were basically the same movie?
Steph L. - Oct 19, 2004 11:11:36 am PDT #4820 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I think it was Rio.
Jesse - Oct 19, 2004 11:12:12 am PDT #4821 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Plei, no?
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2004 11:12:25 am PDT #4822 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No and then!
Jessica - Oct 19, 2004 11:13:42 am PDT #4823 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think it was Rio.
Yep, she's the one.
Nutty - Oct 19, 2004 11:28:18 am PDT #4824 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
what else could they do? Just not make a movie about it at all? Is there any ending that you would have found satisfying? Or would they all have fallen flat because of the disparity in medium?
I don't know. I've been mulling it over, and I've realized that unfaithful adaptations have a better chance of being liked (by me, certainly not the general public) if they don't lay claim to the source text. I am a lot less resentful of an unfaithful adaptation if it is shamelessly unfaithful than if it claims resonance by false association. Or, if it can justify its unfaithfulness on a basis other than filmic need for brevity. ("It looked really cool" can, under certain circumstances, qualify.)
I think to do a successful take on an extremely long, intricate story, one has to make an extremely long, intricate movie/series, or else tell only part. Trying to tell the main thrust of an epic in 2 hours, merely by shaving it naked of all its context and weight, makes for an extremely top-heavy storyline, full of characters who get one or two iconic lines/images, and (in this case) a fair amount of illogic.
I think a smaller story set in the overall Troy context would have been something possible to do well. One main character, one plotline, one viewpoint. For one thing, it would result in a hell of a lot less irrelevant backstory to cram in.