Giles ,'Sleeper'
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Congratulations. You just made the Baby Jesus cry.
Fuck you baby jesus! That movie was shitty and I hope you get an infection in your tear gland and need it manually expressed on a twice weekly basis! And if you ever love a movie that crap again I'm going to feed you to a pack of marmosets!
Dude, The Goonies was FUN. Not deep, not Great Art, but fun nonetheless.
You have no magic in your soul. You are magicless. You have undergone a magicectomy.
Hec, Chunk is going to eat you in your sleep.
Don't hold back, David. You clearly have some sort of opinion on Goonies. Get it off your chest. Share. You'll feel better.
You have no magic in your soul. You are magicless. You have undergone a magicectomy.
I think you have mistaken CRAP for MAGIC. This could fixed with a big bowl of raisin bran and a vente latte.
Hec, Chunk is going to eat you in your sleep.
I do not fear his chunky ass. In fact, I welcome the opportunity to redirect his teeth toward the back of his fat little throat.
Tied at the top of my list of Worst Movies are Ishtar and Howard the Duck.
If nothing else, The Goonies gave every parody recapper on the internet the opportunity to give Samwise Gamgee the line "But down here, it's our time."
You have no magic in your soul. You are magicless. You have undergone a magicectomy.
I think you have mistaken CRAP for MAGIC. This could fixed with a big bowl of raisin bran and a vente latte.
I can poop magic? For real? How cool would THAT be?!?
Tied at the top of my list of Worst Movies are Ishtar and Howard the Duck.
Howard the Duck wasn't that bad. I remember liking it. There was a talking duck and Lea Thompson and Jeffrey Jones.
Another sucktastic movie was John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars. Although I did like the music.
However, the script did follow the well-constructed script format to a T.
I think that's the problem. The ending, especially, struck me as a terrible, silly parody of what happens in the first chapters of the Aeneid. It was exactly what a script is supposed to do: tie up loose ends. Which was exactly what the cycle about Troy didn't do. The motivations behind an epic cycle and a screenplay are so different that reconciling the two -- especially if the screenplay is meant to describe the entire multi-epic, multi-culture cycle -- is night unto impossible.