Ten percent of nothing is -- let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the --

Jayne ,'Serenity'


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alienprayer - Oct 18, 2004 6:10:15 pm PDT #4728 of 10001
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

For matrix type movies, has anyone seen Avalon? I loved it, but dreamlike polish movies directed by Japanese men are not for everyone. And that damn dog of his is in it.


dcp - Oct 18, 2004 6:43:34 pm PDT #4729 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

The Arrival came out about the same time as Independence Day. Although it was just as silly, I thought it was better done and a little funnier.


Polter-Cow - Oct 18, 2004 7:02:41 pm PDT #4730 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The good news: According to EW, Wolverine's getting his own movie.

The bad news: It's being written by the guy who wrote Troy.


DebetEsse - Oct 18, 2004 7:07:57 pm PDT #4731 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I would be more optimistic if Hugh has been able to save Van Helsing.


Nutty - Oct 18, 2004 7:26:16 pm PDT #4732 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I don't know this for sure, but my sense is that she gets annoyed when she can't use a word that was used on TV -- and is, in fact, annoyed by censorship in general

I have chronicled, haven't I, the Globe's sports writing team's efforts at self-censorship? They involve quotes mostly broadcast on NESN, the local sports cable channel, and include, "Contrary to what everyone says, the Yankees don't [inhale excessively]," and "I really don't give a [care]."

It's a whole nother dialect unto itself. The first one I actually had to sit there breathing funny to figure out they meant "suck".


§ ita § - Oct 18, 2004 8:24:29 pm PDT #4733 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hugh has been able to save Van Helsing.

Saving it was WAY more than an actor's job.


DebetEsse - Oct 18, 2004 8:25:48 pm PDT #4734 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

True. And I'd like to think that, even if the script blew, there would be other good elements going into a Wolverine movie.

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease


Thomash - Oct 18, 2004 8:31:22 pm PDT #4735 of 10001
I have a plan.

I have to join the hated Stigmata crowd. I thought it was bad. Bad on a level that I had to make it a rating. Like, Highlander; Endgame was Stigmata Bad. End of Days and Matrix; Revolutions were Stigmata Bad. I'm still recovering from watching that movie.


Alibelle - Oct 18, 2004 9:03:41 pm PDT #4736 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

The bad news: It's being written by the guy who wrote Troy.

That was actually a fan-freaking-tastic script. I cried. And that is difficult to do with a screenplay. The movie wasn't as good as the script.

I enjoyed Van Helsing a lot. I distinctly remember laughing the entire way through. But that might have been because of the looks on ita's face, or the way Burrell would try and rationalize things. Or my mom's fairly continuous snickering. Of course, Hugh and Kate had nothing on the burning flames of chemistry that Judi Dench and Vin Diesel were playing with in the trailer beforehand, so that might've distracted from the enjoyable experience for some. It's tough to follow such an act.

Like, Highlander; Endgame was Stigmata Bad.

God, that movie was freaking terrible. I still, to this day, can not live down talking my aunt into going to see it with me. I thought, I like the TV show, and Adrian Paul is pretty, how bad can it be? The answer was, of course, unimaginably bad-- so incredibly, embarrassingly bad. And Adrian wasn't even pretty. He had horrible jowls. Simply awful.


Thomash - Oct 18, 2004 10:10:47 pm PDT #4737 of 10001
I have a plan.