I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Nutty - Oct 18, 2004 7:26:16 pm PDT #4732 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I don't know this for sure, but my sense is that she gets annoyed when she can't use a word that was used on TV -- and is, in fact, annoyed by censorship in general

I have chronicled, haven't I, the Globe's sports writing team's efforts at self-censorship? They involve quotes mostly broadcast on NESN, the local sports cable channel, and include, "Contrary to what everyone says, the Yankees don't [inhale excessively]," and "I really don't give a [care]."

It's a whole nother dialect unto itself. The first one I actually had to sit there breathing funny to figure out they meant "suck".


§ ita § - Oct 18, 2004 8:24:29 pm PDT #4733 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hugh has been able to save Van Helsing.

Saving it was WAY more than an actor's job.


DebetEsse - Oct 18, 2004 8:25:48 pm PDT #4734 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

True. And I'd like to think that, even if the script blew, there would be other good elements going into a Wolverine movie.

pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease


Thomash - Oct 18, 2004 8:31:22 pm PDT #4735 of 10001
I have a plan.

I have to join the hated Stigmata crowd. I thought it was bad. Bad on a level that I had to make it a rating. Like, Highlander; Endgame was Stigmata Bad. End of Days and Matrix; Revolutions were Stigmata Bad. I'm still recovering from watching that movie.


Alibelle - Oct 18, 2004 9:03:41 pm PDT #4736 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

The bad news: It's being written by the guy who wrote Troy.

That was actually a fan-freaking-tastic script. I cried. And that is difficult to do with a screenplay. The movie wasn't as good as the script.

I enjoyed Van Helsing a lot. I distinctly remember laughing the entire way through. But that might have been because of the looks on ita's face, or the way Burrell would try and rationalize things. Or my mom's fairly continuous snickering. Of course, Hugh and Kate had nothing on the burning flames of chemistry that Judi Dench and Vin Diesel were playing with in the trailer beforehand, so that might've distracted from the enjoyable experience for some. It's tough to follow such an act.

Like, Highlander; Endgame was Stigmata Bad.

God, that movie was freaking terrible. I still, to this day, can not live down talking my aunt into going to see it with me. I thought, I like the TV show, and Adrian Paul is pretty, how bad can it be? The answer was, of course, unimaginably bad-- so incredibly, embarrassingly bad. And Adrian wasn't even pretty. He had horrible jowls. Simply awful.


Thomash - Oct 18, 2004 10:10:47 pm PDT #4737 of 10001
I have a plan.

Gandalfe - Oct 19, 2004 4:06:19 am PDT #4738 of 10001
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Like, Highlander; Endgame was Stigmata Bad.

Bah. For true badness, you've got to give it up to Highlander 2. Or the original Rollerball, for that matter.

On the dual-movies theme, don't forget about Bug's Life and Antz.


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2004 4:46:01 am PDT #4739 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

You want to talk badbadbad movie?

I think I've mentioned here my utter loathing of Magnolia. How it's become my comparator bad movie. ("It was bad, but not Magnolia bad.")

I have a new ultimate bad movie. It ekes past Magnolia for worst movie ever ever ever. I'd rather watch Magnolia again than this movie, and that's really saying something.

It was playing at my gym yesterday. It was so very watch-from-the-hall bad. Like, I was embarrassed to be in there while it was playing.

Scooby Doo 2.

I am not lying. Not even Seth Green added ANY redemptive quality to the movie.


Polter-Cow - Oct 19, 2004 4:53:22 am PDT #4740 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Mine's Mission to Mars.


JohnSweden - Oct 19, 2004 5:15:07 am PDT #4741 of 10001
I can't even.

I have a new ultimate bad movie. It ekes past Magnolia for worst movie ever ever ever. I'd rather watch Magnolia again than this movie, and that's really saying something.

Still World and Olympic champion: Bolero. Or pretty much any Bo Derek movie involving dialogue. Tarzan, the Ape Man is a particularly punishing example, and as a bonus, has a three hour Richard Harris death scene.