Wesley: Illyria can be...difficult. Testing her might be hard without getting someone seriously hurt. Angel: We'll make Spike do it. Wesley: Good.

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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 26, 2004 12:01:08 pm PDT #4113 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I totally missed House Of The Dead. Never even heard of it. But it has Tyron Leitso! Did you see it? Is it worth suffering through for his hotness? Does his ass ring?

I saw it. He plays a gun-wielding underwear model with a fake British accent who keeps his clothes buttoned up to the collar at all times. Also, the movie features footage from the video game it's based on intercut with the action scenes, and serving as transitions from one scene to the next. And Clint Howard. And Jürgen Prochnow as Captain Kirk.

Everyone involved in making this movie should die horribly. Except Tyron, who should merely be forced to watch it repeatedly as punishment/aversion therapy.


Mr. Broom - Sep 26, 2004 12:15:49 pm PDT #4114 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Oh, and let's not forget Double Dragon and Wing Commander

No, please, let's. As a long-time fan of the WC games, that movie was seriously depressing. We went in order to show fan solidarity, but we felt fairly betrayed by the crappiness. If that's a Kilrathi, I'll eat my hat.


Polter-Cow - Sep 26, 2004 12:17:01 pm PDT #4115 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

As a long-time fan of the WC games, that movie was seriously depressing. We went in order to show fan solidarity, but we felt fairly betrayed by the crappiness. If that's a Kilrathi, I'll eat my hat.

The best part was when they got real quiet cause they thought the spaceship passing above them might hear them.


evil jimi - Sep 26, 2004 12:34:16 pm PDT #4116 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

P-C, you're getting mixed up with House of 1000 Corpses.

Movies-in-the-works based on video games also include Farcry, Bloodrayne and Doom.

eta: Uwe Boll directed House of the Dead. He's also directed the Alone in the Dark movie, plus he's currently directing the Bloodrayne movie and is slated to direct the Farcry movie. If the reviews of House of the Dead are to be believed, it doesn't bode well for any of them.


Polter-Cow - Sep 26, 2004 12:44:25 pm PDT #4117 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, you're getting mixed up with House of 1000 Corpses.

Point.


Dana - Sep 26, 2004 1:01:40 pm PDT #4118 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And there's that imminent Doom movie.


Mr. Broom - Sep 26, 2004 1:05:54 pm PDT #4119 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Which in all likelihood would also be a correct description with "imminent Doom" hyphenated. Why do the studios choose the video games that have the most tenuous and of-secondary-importance stories to base movies on?

Oh, right the 'spolsions.


Dana - Sep 26, 2004 3:50:14 pm PDT #4120 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

But...Karl Urban. And The Rock.

Yeah, it's gonna suck.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2004 3:52:36 pm PDT #4121 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What, game-wise, sets Doom aside from any other first-person-shooter games? I mean, aside from the fame of the game, why pick that one? Is there anything we have to worry about them actually translating to screen? What are you going to carry through, except for shooting people, and you don't need a joystick for that.


Tom Scola - Sep 26, 2004 3:55:52 pm PDT #4122 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

What, game-wise, sets Doom aside from any other first-person-shooter games?

Doom is one of the most profitable video games of all time, and Hollywood wants a some of the BIG PILES OF MONEY that it's earned?