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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Dana - Sep 26, 2004 1:01:40 pm PDT #4118 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And there's that imminent Doom movie.


Mr. Broom - Sep 26, 2004 1:05:54 pm PDT #4119 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Which in all likelihood would also be a correct description with "imminent Doom" hyphenated. Why do the studios choose the video games that have the most tenuous and of-secondary-importance stories to base movies on?

Oh, right the 'spolsions.


Dana - Sep 26, 2004 3:50:14 pm PDT #4120 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

But...Karl Urban. And The Rock.

Yeah, it's gonna suck.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2004 3:52:36 pm PDT #4121 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What, game-wise, sets Doom aside from any other first-person-shooter games? I mean, aside from the fame of the game, why pick that one? Is there anything we have to worry about them actually translating to screen? What are you going to carry through, except for shooting people, and you don't need a joystick for that.


Tom Scola - Sep 26, 2004 3:55:52 pm PDT #4122 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

What, game-wise, sets Doom aside from any other first-person-shooter games?

Doom is one of the most profitable video games of all time, and Hollywood wants a some of the BIG PILES OF MONEY that it's earned?


Dana - Sep 26, 2004 3:56:30 pm PDT #4123 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Doom 3 also just came out to big hype. But the movie's gonna be a while.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2004 3:58:52 pm PDT #4124 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Doom is one of the most profitable video games of all time, and Hollywood wants a some of the BIG PILES OF MONEY that it's earned?

Which is why I said "aside from the fame of the game."

You couldn't have Mortal Kombat without Raiden, or Resident Evil without zombies.

What does Doom need?


Steph L. - Sep 26, 2004 4:20:13 pm PDT #4125 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I finally saw Garden State today. It really is a lovely movie. Funnier than I thought it would be. Zach Braff has lips like James Franco -- the kind that I just want to bite. It was really distracting, actually.

I had a few minor pharmacological issues with it, but overall, I really enjoyed it.


Mr. Broom - Sep 26, 2004 4:21:13 pm PDT #4126 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

You couldn't have Mortal Kombat without Raiden, or Resident Evil without zombies. What does Doom need?

Demons. A Doom movie will pretty much be Resident Evil with demons in space. Scientists on a Mars colony do Something Really Stupid and open a portal to Hell. The lead guy comes upon the devastation and blasts his way through armies of infernal evil while trying to figure out what happened and how to stop it. ...exactly the same premise, now that I think of it, but it predates RE, so I'm going to say that RE is Doom with zombies.


§ ita § - Sep 26, 2004 4:26:13 pm PDT #4127 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Scientists on a Mars colony do Something Really Stupid and open a portal to Hell.

Well, it's not original, but suck isn't tied irrevocably to it.

I still want a Tekken 3 movie.

I saw Wimbledon today. Oh, there's a movie made to make ita cry. Kirsten Dunst didn't bother me as much as she did in Spiderman, and Bettany was amazingly charming. The best friend was hot.