They must all die horribly.
I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.
Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned
A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 20, 2004 4:04:36 pm PDT #4028 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jessica - Sep 20, 2004 5:10:21 pm PDT #4029 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Chris "Welcome to the O.C., bitch!" Carmack as Gatsby.
Oh dearie. That's....something.
§ ita § - Sep 20, 2004 5:16:34 pm PDT #4030 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I would watch anything to see Chris Carmack again.
Or that's what I thought. I've found my limit. Is it because I hate Paris Hilton, or is it because I hate The Great Gatsby? This could be a conundrum. However, considering I typed Paris Hilton twice, I think I know what broke me.
Vonnie K - Sep 20, 2004 5:19:46 pm PDT #4031 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
You know, Daisy is a vapid cow. Maybe it's not that terrible a casting decision.
§ ita § - Sep 20, 2004 5:27:26 pm PDT #4032 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Vapid cow or weapon of mass destruction?
Dana - Sep 20, 2004 5:52:18 pm PDT #4033 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Lance Bass from 'NSync plans to remake The Great Gatsby with Paris Hilton as Daisy and Chris "Welcome to the O.C., bitch!" Carmack as Gatsby.
What? No! No! No! Since when does Lance Bass make movies? Since when is Paris Hilton good for anything but a hood ornament?
bon bon - Sep 20, 2004 7:32:46 pm PDT #4034 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I would watch anything to see Chris Carmack again.
Or that's what I thought. I've found my limit.
ita is me. I mean, wow.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 21, 2004 1:37:30 am PDT #4035 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Maybe it's a ploy to get film critics and discerning audiences to raise enough money to send him into space?
I vote we go the cheap route: buy a Russian ICBM and strap him to the nose cone, Slim Pickens style.
Frankenbuddha - Sep 21, 2004 4:01:37 am PDT #4036 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Maybe it's a ploy to get film critics and discerning audiences to raise enough money to send him into space?
Maybe he secretly did already and forgot to bring a helmet. Not enough "oy" in the world.
Nutty - Sep 21, 2004 4:04:16 am PDT #4037 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
You know, Daisy is a vapid cow.
This is true! Although it speaks ill of the romantic flapper image, that Paris Hilton should be taken as the modern analogue.
I'm secure in the knowledge that the novel can't possibly be updated. The whole point of it was that Gatsby was an outsider trying ot buy his way in with money, and failed; whereas these days buying your way in with something so genteel as money is practically respectable.