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tommyrot - Aug 30, 2004 5:13:02 am PDT #3332 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What do folks hate about The Thin Red Line? I liked it when I saw it, but I don't remember much at all of it.

A military historian says that the movie version suffered from "Hollywoodization" when compared to the original book, which is considered one of the greatest military novels, and an accurate portrayal of the fighting on Guadalcanal. (I haven't read the book, but it's on my list of books to buy.)


Polter-Cow - Aug 30, 2004 5:20:37 am PDT #3333 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

What do folks hate about The Thin Red Line?

It's relentlessly boring, there's no narrative flow, the characters spout faux poetry as if it were profound, and I want those three hours back.


Nutty - Aug 30, 2004 5:23:35 am PDT #3334 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I didn't like The Thin Red Line because it didn't feel like it had a plot (or for that matter a point), because it fetishized nature, because (more criminally, to me) it fetishized the local peoples as part of nature, because it felt like a collective "we're arty!" wank, because as far as I could tell there was little reason for it to be set during World War II.

James Jones has quite the rep as a WWII author (having written the novels From Here to Eternity and A Soldier's Daughter Never Cries as well as this one, so I imagine that this movie adaptation would be the same thing as if someone made The Caine Mutiny Court Martial or Mila 18 into a tone poem. Kind of like making ice cream using liquid nitrogen: cute, but not really an efficient use of nitrogen.)


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2004 5:29:48 am PDT #3335 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, I don't think a story of a military compaign told from the point of view of a soldier needs to have a plot. As for the other stuff - well I'll have to hop into my time machine and ask my younger self why I liked it.


Polter-Cow - Aug 30, 2004 5:33:33 am PDT #3336 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

DeepDiscountDVD.com has The Apple for $9.12. I think I need to buy it so I can show it to everyone I know.


Fred Pete - Aug 30, 2004 5:34:49 am PDT #3337 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Especially since From Here to Eternity shows that Jones's novels can be turned into good movies. Even great ones.


Steph L. - Aug 30, 2004 5:55:38 am PDT #3338 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What do folks hate about The Thin Red Line?

It's relentlessly boring, there's no narrative flow, the characters spout faux poetry as if it were profound, and I want those three hours back.

What P-C said. Also, it perpetuates the Noble Savage myth, or comes damn close.


tommyrot - Aug 30, 2004 5:57:58 am PDT #3339 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, it perpetuates the Noble Savage myth, or comes damn close.

OK, now I remember being uncomfortable with that.


Dani - Aug 30, 2004 6:25:14 am PDT #3340 of 10001
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

it fetishized the local peoples as part of nature

With Nutty, P-C, and Steph L on disliking Thin Red Line for that reason. OTOH, I don't want my 3 hours back because there were a remarkable number of pretty men (Clooney! Cusack! Chaplin! Brody!) in the movie and I am shallow.

Was it here or in Natter that people were hating on Vincent Gallo? The latest from IMDB doesn't make him sound any more likeable.


Sean K - Aug 30, 2004 6:37:31 am PDT #3341 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Screw Gallo. What an ass.