Home schooling? You know, it's not just for scary religious people anymore.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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Steph L. - Aug 27, 2004 7:51:09 am PDT #3179 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Missy, kerfluffle shoes are so Out for autumn fashions. You best give them to Goodwill.


§ ita § - Aug 27, 2004 7:55:52 am PDT #3180 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Missy, kerfluffle shoes are so Out for autumn fashions

I hate Autumn fashion. As soon as the Winter brouhaha boots are in stores, I'm all over them. In the meanwhile I have to make do.


Betsy HP - Aug 27, 2004 7:56:41 am PDT #3181 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

On the other hand, my arch-support brogans of whining complement any outfit.


§ ita § - Aug 27, 2004 7:57:52 am PDT #3182 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

my arch-support brogans of whining

For those with plantar fasciitis of the soul?


Steph L. - Aug 27, 2004 7:59:47 am PDT #3183 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I love my sandals of false superiority, and I intend to wear them until it's so cold that my toes can't stand it any more.


Betsy HP - Aug 27, 2004 8:08:20 am PDT #3184 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

plantar fasciitis of the soul?

Exactly. My soul is all tired and worn-out and fallen.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 27, 2004 8:19:22 am PDT #3185 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

And zombies really shouldn't be so scary because they're usually dim-witted and slow, but what's so unnerving about them to me is that they're dim-witted and slow.

Well, the zombies of the George Romero mold do seem to fall at the absolute nadir of Masahiro Mori's Uncanny Valley. We seem genetically or sociologically programmed to find them creepier than anything else.

OMG. So dead to me since Dracula. Didn't even remember he was in the movie.

I can't blame him for that one. All my Dracula hate is aimed squarely between Winona Ryder's enormous Manga cartoon character eyes. (Yes, I realize Keanu sucked, but it's not as if that was any huge surprise. And he didn't convince Coppolla that the moodiest horror novel of the late 19th century would be much better if it were a frickin' love story!)


Nutty - Aug 27, 2004 8:31:03 am PDT #3186 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

My Dracula hatred is for whoever thought a movie was more fun without any subtext. Generally speaking, when a hairy beast shows up in the middle of a Victorian horror tale to have wild sex in the garden with a virginal blond girl, you know that there is no point in seeking any 'deeper meaning'.

I mean, okay, love poetry with the hairy beast, but fucking au naturel??


Sean K - Aug 27, 2004 8:50:53 am PDT #3187 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My Dracula hatred is for whoever thought a movie was more fun without any subtext.

Nutty, I think you just put your finger on why that movie bothered me, even though so many of my friends liked it. Any dracula movie should have killer subtext, and lots of sexual tension.

Actual on-screen sex is kind of the antithesis of sexual tension and subtext.


beekaytee - Aug 27, 2004 9:02:00 am PDT #3188 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I dunno. The scene where Drac stares at Winona across the street and whispers, "See me." makes me come over all swoony.