Angelus ,'Smile Time'
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Three words -- The Fifth Element.
Huh. Found it tacky, Euro-trash fun, and Milla was hardly the most annoying thing in it.
Two words: Chris. Tucker.
Hell, I usually love Gary Oldman, and he was far more obnoxious than Milla. It's a tie between his accent and his hair as far as to what grated most.
eta, and heh on partially word-for-word x-post with ita.
It's still too wide for mine (1024x768). If there were a break after "criteria," it would be perfect.
I had no hate left over.
Lucky for Gary Oldman.
How's it now, Jessica? I'm experimenting with something transparent.
Lucky for Gary Oldman.
OMG. So dead to me since Dracula. Didn't even remember he was in the movie.
I had no hate left over.
Oh, I had some left for Jovovich. That was a god-awful movie. I haven't seen it in nearly seven years and I still remember the hate.
Thanks for fixing my screen-breaking. I had to run out right after making that posts, and didn't see it.
(And I loved Fifth Element, but between AvP, Resident Evil, and Hudson Hawk, it should be pretty obvious that I will occasionally love a movie that has no Earthly reason to be loved)
Still scrolling, but unless I hit "recent," it's off my screen by now anyway.
(And I loved Fifth Element, but between AvP, Resident Evil, and Hudson Hawk, it should be pretty obvious that I will occasionally love a movie that has no Earthly reason to be loved)
And see, Fifth Element is one of those movies that I really should have loved, and on exactly those terms, but no. It inspired nothing but the fiery clambakes of hatred deep within my soul.
Still scrolling, but unless I hit "recent," it's off my screen by now anyway.
It's prolly on no one's screen any more (certainly yours or mine), but I went back and inserted a space after every third word. If that doesn't work, it's beyond my control.
And see, Fifth Element is one of those movies that I really should have loved, and on exactly those terms, but no.
My mother was in Fifth Element.
(No really, it's getting stale and I'll stop soon, I promise)
Hudson Hawk is a misunderstood masterpiece. I'll stand by that argument until it's pried from my cold, dead fingers.
And now I must commune with the dolphins.
My mother was in Fifth Element.
Nuh-uh. Thpppt.