Three words -- The Fifth Element.
Two words -- Bruce Willis.
Two more -- Chris Tucker.
I had no hate left over.
Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
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§ ita § - Aug 26, 2004 6:09:21 pm PDT #3135 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2004 6:11:01 pm PDT #3136 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is that better, Jessica? I edited it, but it never scrolled in my browsers, so I can't tell if I fixed it.
Jesse - Aug 26, 2004 6:11:39 pm PDT #3137 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I LOVED the Fifth Element. Mostly because I'm the hugest sucker EVER, actively like Chris Tucker in a dress, don't care one way or the other about Bruce Willis (part-dependent), and saw it late at night.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 26, 2004 6:12:22 pm PDT #3138 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Three words -- The Fifth Element.
Huh. Found it tacky, Euro-trash fun, and Milla was hardly the most annoying thing in it.
Two words: Chris. Tucker.
Hell, I usually love Gary Oldman, and he was far more obnoxious than Milla. It's a tie between his accent and his hair as far as to what grated most.
eta, and heh on partially word-for-word x-post with ita.
Jessica - Aug 26, 2004 6:14:12 pm PDT #3139 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's still too wide for mine (1024x768). If there were a break after "criteria," it would be perfect.
I had no hate left over.
Lucky for Gary Oldman.
§ ita § - Aug 26, 2004 6:16:13 pm PDT #3140 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How's it now, Jessica? I'm experimenting with something transparent.
Lucky for Gary Oldman.
OMG. So dead to me since Dracula. Didn't even remember he was in the movie.
Maysa - Aug 26, 2004 6:16:16 pm PDT #3141 of 10001
I had no hate left over.
Oh, I had some left for Jovovich. That was a god-awful movie. I haven't seen it in nearly seven years and I still remember the hate.
Sean K - Aug 26, 2004 6:22:17 pm PDT #3142 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Thanks for fixing my screen-breaking. I had to run out right after making that posts, and didn't see it.
(And I loved Fifth Element, but between AvP, Resident Evil, and Hudson Hawk, it should be pretty obvious that I will occasionally love a movie that has no Earthly reason to be loved)
Jessica - Aug 26, 2004 6:22:34 pm PDT #3143 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Still scrolling, but unless I hit "recent," it's off my screen by now anyway.
Jessica - Aug 26, 2004 6:23:56 pm PDT #3144 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
(And I loved Fifth Element, but between AvP, Resident Evil, and Hudson Hawk, it should be pretty obvious that I will occasionally love a movie that has no Earthly reason to be loved)
And see, Fifth Element is one of those movies that I really should have loved, and on exactly those terms, but no. It inspired nothing but the fiery clambakes of hatred deep within my soul.