I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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beekaytee - Aug 26, 2004 12:42:26 pm PDT #3123 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I tolerated Mortal Kombat flying!kicks much better than Event Horizon which I saw on laser disk at the insistance of a professional movie reviewer.

I was speechless with disdain and excused myself politely from her lvoely home...then never read another word she wrote.


Consuela - Aug 26, 2004 1:10:17 pm PDT #3124 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

pardon me while I chortle over "the passion of a thousand fiery clambakes".

Heee


Dana - Aug 26, 2004 1:13:08 pm PDT #3125 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

t shrug

I liked Mortal Kombat. Again, it didn't pretend to be anything other than what it was. When Christopher Lambert is your big mystical guy, you can't take yourself that seriously. (Hear that, Highlander 4?)


beekaytee - Aug 26, 2004 1:25:50 pm PDT #3126 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

I'm so, so skeered of the Highlander V rumors.

skeeredskeeredskeered

and I didn't even hate IV.


§ ita § - Aug 26, 2004 1:27:14 pm PDT #3127 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

BUT THERE WAS A MEMO!

Also, all the chickfighting was appalling. I used up my suspension of disbelief on Buffy.


Dani - Aug 26, 2004 1:27:42 pm PDT #3128 of 10001
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

Okay, I've worked very hard to eradicate all traces of Event Horizon from my memory so everyone can just stop talking about it RIGHT NOW.


beekaytee - Aug 26, 2004 1:30:22 pm PDT #3129 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

here. here.


alienprayer - Aug 26, 2004 2:09:18 pm PDT #3130 of 10001
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

I have no particular bile for anderson, but if you can hunt down the original script for soldier, you may decide that anderson's soldier does suck. My old link is dead, but I recall a western in space/what starship troopers should have been kind of deal.

Of course, this may be one of those times when my memory decides that what actually happened was dull, so it invents something more exciting for me.

Oh, and I also saw milla's band once, and think she probably is genuine euro-crazy. She did marry Luc Besson after all.


Sean K - Aug 26, 2004 2:48:03 pm PDT #3131 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, Resident Evil lovers, why??

Nutty, did you miss the part where I mentioned I'm a giant fan of the video games?

This is one of those my-love-of-this-movie -has-nothing-to-do -with-anything-rational-or-any-normal -movie-judging-criteria -of-any-kind things.


Kate P. - Aug 26, 2004 5:38:29 pm PDT #3132 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I do hate the carefree-woman-liberates-stuffy-man genre

My least favorite is Crazy Person Is Saner Than The Rest Of Us.

Hmm. I mostly agree, and yet, one of my very favorite movies is Harold and Maude, which could arguably fit into both categories.

Resident Evil, well, it didn't suck as much as I expected it to! But there is much I will forgive for Milla. Probably too much. She and Kate Winslet tip my Kinsey scale, ooh baby. And her album's pretty good too--she has a kind of Kate Bush-esque thing going on.

Okay, and having asked about The Apple over in F2F, I have now read Jess's description and oh! I must see this movie.