HA! Gandalfe, you rock.

HA! Gandalfe, you rock.

Shouldn't you have said "shpradoinkle"?

Okay, I've been poking around Dark Horizons, and from there to other links, and I'm now officially excited to see Resident Evil: Apocalypse.

I still haven't seen the first one, but I loved the teaser trailer for this one, which was cleverly disguised as a cosmetics commercial until I heard the words "Umbrella Corporation."

You should see the first one, P-C. If for no other reason than TWO different shots of Milla Jovavich almost completely buck-ass naked.

If for no other reason than TWO different shots of Milla Jovavich almost completely buck-ass naked.

That's in addition to my thing for zombies. I've never played the games, but I love a good zombie movie. I don't know why. I may just like the word "zombie." And zombies really shouldn't be so scary because they're usually dim-witted and slow, but what's so unnerving about them to me is that they're dim-witted and slow. And dead. The dead part is a plus. It's the single-mindedness, the hunger for braaaaiiiiins above all else, the inability to reason with them, distract them with puns, seduce them with breasts. Also, they blow apart quite nicely.

Resident Evil is also the movie responsible for the creation of the inside-out-dogs ratings scale. (Which followed from my sister's roommate's astute yet hilarious observation that "Those aren't inside-out dogs, those are just regular dogs covered in crap!" On the inside-out-dogs ratings scale, the more inside-out dogs a movie receives, the more of a must-see it is. For example, The Apple rates approximately a bazillion inside-out dogs, and currently has the highest inside-out dog rating of any other movie in existance.)

That's in addition to my thing for zombies.

you are the anti-me. zombies, zombie movies, anything having to do with the word zombie freaks me the hell out. i watched Resident Evil, but it was late at night and i couldn't finish watching it until the next morning. i don't know why they freak me out so much, but they do.

"Those aren't inside-out dogs, those are just regular dogs covered in crap!"

Considering that the trailer made them look like Dobermans covered in hamburger, I'm left to ponder how they kept the dogs from eating their costumes.

Ghosts are my personal bugbear. I'm a chicken who can't watch many horror movies anyway, but anything involving visions of dead people (whether it's The Sixth Senth or a piece of crap like Event Horizon ) is guaranteed to freak my shit out.

Considering that the trailer made them look like Dobermans covered in hamburger, I'm left to ponder how they kept the dogs from eating their costumes.

The commentary track (which features Milla Jovavich and Michelle Rodriguez sort of flirting with each other, and geeking out about video games) reveals:

The inside-out dogs were, in fact, covered in essentially spaghetti sauce, and keeping them from eating their makeup jobs was a real problem on set.

Bwah! As a dog owner, I could have told them that for free.