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Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

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§ ita § - Aug 24, 2004 6:05:24 pm PDT #2999 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a question about leaving-at-the-altar movies. Well, maybe more than one.

Do we have instances where it's the guy that leaves the girl, and the guy is the sympathetic character? In my memory it's generally the girl that jilts.

In the oh-no-our-heroine-is-marrying-the-wrong-man! stories, it's incumbent upon her to realise the wrongness, and end the relationship just in time, either because it's better to be alone, or to be with the other guy, right?


Hil R. - Aug 24, 2004 6:11:15 pm PDT #3000 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

In and Out?


Lee - Aug 24, 2004 6:11:57 pm PDT #3001 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

The Wedding Planner?


§ ita § - Aug 24, 2004 6:13:27 pm PDT #3002 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In and Out?

Yes, yes. Though I wonder if the gay thing sabotages the gender roles even a little.

The Wedding Planner?

I didn't see this -- how did it go?


sumi - Aug 24, 2004 6:34:49 pm PDT #3003 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

How about Four Weddings and a Funeral?


Nutty - Aug 25, 2004 4:21:00 am PDT #3004 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The Wedding Planner had the groom fall in love with J Lo, but he was too honorable and nice to break it off with the bride. Luckily, at the altar, she realized she wasn't ready to be married, and broke it off with him in the nicest fashion possible, and took the honeymoon tickets and went on a self-awakening Grand Tour of someplace like Tahiti. Freeing the groom to go sex up J Lo.

In the same movie, there is some nice guy who is willing to marry J Lo, and everybody seems to want them to be together, except for her (due to the groom). I don't think it gets to the altar, however.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2004 4:31:01 am PDT #3005 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

she realized she wasn't ready to be married, and broke it off with him in the nicest fashion possible

Interesting. So he doesn't get to do the leaving.

Sumi -- remind me about 4 Weddings.


Kat - Aug 25, 2004 4:39:54 am PDT #3006 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

In Ever After the prince leaves the hysterically crying Spanish princess at the altar to go marry the Drew Barrymore character.


Fiona - Aug 25, 2004 4:41:28 am PDT #3007 of 10001

remind me about 4 Weddings.

I'm not Sumi, but I was going to suggest 4 Weddings too.

Hugh Grant is in love with Andie MacDowell, but she's married to someone else, so he's going to get married to an ex-girlfriend. At his wedding, as people are arriving at the church, he finds out that Andie has got divorced. He starts to go through with the wedding, but at the "does anyone here present object" bit his brother says Hugh's in love with someone else, and Hugh admits that he is. Whereupon his no-longer-bride-to-be punches him in the jaw.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2004 4:56:17 am PDT #3008 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In Ever After the prince leaves the hysterically crying Spanish princess at the altar to go marry the Drew Barrymore character.

I don't think I've seen this either... I am remiss.

Whereupon his no-longer-bride-to-be punches him in the jaw.

Whoot! Why did I forget that? More women deserve to be recipients of righteous ire when the tables are flipped.