I should probably just save it for tommorrow's laundry.
Be sure to set the washer on "gentle cycle."
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
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tommyrot - Aug 21, 2004 8:47:49 pm PDT #2965 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lilty Cash - Aug 21, 2004 8:51:01 pm PDT #2966 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I'll give it an extra sheet of Snuggle.
tommyrot - Aug 21, 2004 8:56:45 pm PDT #2967 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I used to fantasize about blowing away the Snuggle teddy bear with a shotgun.
Does this make me a bad person? Or just someone who's curious about how big a cloud of stuffing would be produced?
Lilty Cash - Aug 21, 2004 9:00:56 pm PDT #2968 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Stares, horrified, at laptop. Slowly backs away.
The Snuggle bear? But he's so cute, and well.....Snuggly, dammit.
Flaming arrows and the Pillsbury Doughboy? Now we're talkin.
tommyrot - Aug 21, 2004 9:04:13 pm PDT #2969 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Flaming arrows and the Pillsbury Doughboy? Now we're talkin.
The Pillsbury Doughboy just needs to be put in an oven long enough to develop a crust. That way, he's still alive, just frozen in position forever.
Lilty Cash - Aug 21, 2004 9:05:16 pm PDT #2970 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Just so long as I can hear the screams.
tommyrot - Aug 21, 2004 9:07:53 pm PDT #2971 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Just so long as I can hear the screams.
Of course.
We could also crack open his chest and fill him with French onion soup.
Lilty Cash - Aug 21, 2004 9:10:11 pm PDT #2972 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
"The Atkins Diet couldn't save you forever, Doughboy." Raises blowtorch. "Say your prayers."
evil jimi - Aug 21, 2004 9:10:38 pm PDT #2973 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
Robbie Williams as Dougal? Robbie fucking Williams as fucking Dougal? Jesus, way to rape my childhood...
The way I see it, Jim, is if they got the character's name wrong (it's Dugald, not Dougal), then they probably got the actor's name wrong. Well, we can hope.
tommyrot - Aug 21, 2004 9:16:18 pm PDT #2974 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::Wonders if Big Bird is mostly white meat. Decides it is time to go to bed::