Well, lady, I must say-- You're my kinda stupid.

Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'


Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned  

A place to talk about movies--Old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2004 8:56:45 pm PDT #2967 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I used to fantasize about blowing away the Snuggle teddy bear with a shotgun.

Does this make me a bad person? Or just someone who's curious about how big a cloud of stuffing would be produced?


Lilty Cash - Aug 21, 2004 9:00:56 pm PDT #2968 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Stares, horrified, at laptop. Slowly backs away.

The Snuggle bear? But he's so cute, and well.....Snuggly, dammit.

Flaming arrows and the Pillsbury Doughboy? Now we're talkin.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2004 9:04:13 pm PDT #2969 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Flaming arrows and the Pillsbury Doughboy? Now we're talkin.

The Pillsbury Doughboy just needs to be put in an oven long enough to develop a crust. That way, he's still alive, just frozen in position forever.


Lilty Cash - Aug 21, 2004 9:05:16 pm PDT #2970 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Just so long as I can hear the screams.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2004 9:07:53 pm PDT #2971 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Just so long as I can hear the screams.

Of course.

We could also crack open his chest and fill him with French onion soup.


Lilty Cash - Aug 21, 2004 9:10:11 pm PDT #2972 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

"The Atkins Diet couldn't save you forever, Doughboy." Raises blowtorch. "Say your prayers."


evil jimi - Aug 21, 2004 9:10:38 pm PDT #2973 of 10001
Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Robbie Williams as Dougal? Robbie fucking Williams as fucking Dougal? Jesus, way to rape my childhood...

The way I see it, Jim, is if they got the character's name wrong (it's Dugald, not Dougal), then they probably got the actor's name wrong. Well, we can hope.


tommyrot - Aug 21, 2004 9:16:18 pm PDT #2974 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::Wonders if Big Bird is mostly white meat. Decides it is time to go to bed::


Lilty Cash - Aug 21, 2004 9:19:31 pm PDT #2975 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Agreed. May your no longer Snuggle soft sheets haunt your sleep!


Kathy A - Aug 22, 2004 12:09:13 am PDT #2976 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Bought some new DVDs yesterday--Airplane, Amadeus, and To Kill a Mockingbird. TKaM has a wonderfully lyrical documentary on it, probably done for the laser disc release at the end of the 1990s. Funniest trivia was that the boy who played Jem really did not get along with Mary Badham, who played Scout. In fact, in the scene in the beginning of the film when she gets into the tire and Jem pushes her towards the Radley house, he really tried to shove her toward a concrete wall in the hopes that she would die in the impact. Unfortunately, from his 13-year-old perspective, she survived.

Airplane disc is not so good--the only extra is the commentary, which is pretty lame, even though it has the Zuckers and some other guy all being very enthusiastic, but they run out of stuff to say about two-thirds of the way through.

Amadeus will be watched most likely tomorrow. I did see the documentary, which was good (I didn't know that Meg Tilly was originally cast as Constanza, but she was injured in a street soccer game with some Czech kids the day before shooting was supposed to start).