I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


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Sean K - Aug 06, 2004 3:00:55 pm PDT #2341 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sean, I haven't been arguing theoreticals.

Okay, if we're not arguing theoreticals, we've both been awful short on specifics of circumstance, which, as Allyson's experiment shows, can vary a lot, and lots of other factors, such as experience, training, confidence, bravery, and adrenaline rush of the knife and/or hammer wielder affect the situation.

The point I've been trying to make is that most of those factors have a lot more influence on the outcome of the battle than the center of gravity/dangerous surface area differences between the two weapons.


Allyson - Aug 06, 2004 3:02:22 pm PDT #2342 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Ah. Keep an empty beer bottle by the sink. Grab it by the neck. Crack it on the counter so you have a sharp, broken bottle and look crazy. He'll back away, and will likely sweep up the mess if you tell him to.


Sean K - Aug 06, 2004 3:04:48 pm PDT #2343 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I would think that it would also take more energy to continue fighting with a hammer due to its weight. That seems a liability.

I would tend to agree with this, although I'd think in either situation the shorter the fight the better.

Ah. Keep an empty beer bottle by the sink. Grab it by the neck. Crack it on the counter so you have a sharp, broken bottle and look crazy.

See Allyson's the really dangerous one. She's got the creative-in-battle thing down.


Volans - Aug 06, 2004 3:07:24 pm PDT #2344 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Am I the last one to know that Jennifer Garner is currently filming an Electra movie?


P.M. Marc - Aug 06, 2004 3:07:45 pm PDT #2345 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Saw Harold and Kumar. Laughed a lot.

Have no opinion on weapons, except to state that, predictably, I want a freaking batarang.


Sean K - Aug 06, 2004 3:09:41 pm PDT #2346 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

(Silly Raquel and Plei, talking about *movies*)


Allyson - Aug 06, 2004 3:15:03 pm PDT #2347 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

But are you going to assume the battle is shorter with the hammer? Because you have to assume that you've been accurate in the blow, and that you've landed a blow, at all. Both a knife and a hammer assumes that you're relatively close to the attacker. Why not attack with a brick and use your arm as the lever on the down swing, then?


Sean K - Aug 06, 2004 3:18:17 pm PDT #2348 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Both a knife and a hammer assumes that you're relatively close to the attacker. Why not attack with a brick and use your arm as the lever on the down swing, then?

I'm not married to the hammer. I could just as easily go for the brick idea.


DavidS - Aug 06, 2004 3:19:42 pm PDT #2349 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

They could film this discussion and show at NRA membership drives.


Volans - Aug 06, 2004 3:20:26 pm PDT #2350 of 10001
move out and draw fire

(that's because I spend way too much time talking about weapons with my gaming group and at jiujitsu)

OK, one weapon story, but it's pretty much natter: There's a guy at work I call Barking Guy, because he barks when he comes into my office. Then he hugs my back and looks out the window while talking. I don't know what he says, because I don't take my headphones off. I exude hostile body language, but he does the hug thing anyway. I lamented this state of play to a friend who said, "Stun gun." I said, "Secure building, can't bring weapons in." He said, with no pause, "Faulty lamp wiring."

I think Allyson would like this guy.