"Since you are the guest, and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?"
"Oh . . . . Play chess . . . . Screw . . . ."
"Let's play chess."
Buffista Movies 3: Panned and Scanned
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" 'Scuse me, while I whip this out."
"What in the wide wide world of sports is going on?"
[Governor tries to put the pen back in the holder, but misses.]
"Just think of your secretary, sir."
"Mongo merely pawn in great game of life."
"Candygram for Mongo!"
"I think Mongo's taken a fancy to you."
"Ohhh, Mongo STRAIGHT!"
...I am suddenly realizing that I really haven't ever seen Blazing Saddles in any form other than cut-for-TV.
Man, those schnitzengrubers wear you OUT!
You must rent the uncut version immediately! That's a film that gets all the best stuff chopped out for TV, more so than Young Frankenstein.
You must rent the uncut version immediately! That's a film that gets all the best stuff chopped out for TV, more so than Young Frankenstein.
You're right, I should. I mean, I had no idea Mungo was straight!
Considering that the only women with speaking roles in Blazing Saddles were Lily Von Schtupp, the governor's secretary, and the schoolteacher, Marion(?) Johnson ("It just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in this state"), I'm surprised that there wasn't more hoyay in the film.
It's probably horrendously redundant to say I'm both more weapons-oriented and whip-sensitive than Nutty. But I forget these things, and shouldn't be surprised when more normal folk than I think of cows with whips before people. They're pretty much only a punishment in my eyes.
Huh. Preliminary googling seems to indicate that you don't whip animals -- well not livestock, anyway. Whips seemed to be used in those scenarios to startle them with the noise.
So it's mainly folk that get hit with them, it seems.
"A wed wose, how womantic!"
"God damn it, Mr. Lamarr sir, you use your tongue purtier than a twenny dollar whore!"
"They said you was hung!"
"And they was right!"