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§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 6:30:32 am PDT #2030 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rapid Fire was decent, Showdown in Little Tokyo had its moments, and Laser Mission was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Legacy Of Rage helps define the term pedestrian, and I suppose Kung Fu: The Movie was okay -- if you don't hate the Kung Fu franchise.


Sean K - Aug 04, 2004 6:33:46 am PDT #2031 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

The movie is also becomes quite a session of "Hey, it's that guy!" Of course, it later turns into "Hey, which guy is that?"

Yep. Plus there's two character actors in that movie that I awlays tend to conflate anyway, and putting them in the same movie where they both wear desert fatigues doesn't help.

Also, about half the American soldiers in the movie are played by Brits doing American accents. Not to mention Jason Issacs doing a Texan accent.


Sean K - Aug 04, 2004 6:35:18 am PDT #2032 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Rapid Fire was decent

I've been meaning to catch this one, as I heard it was passable.


Nutty - Aug 04, 2004 6:43:48 am PDT #2033 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The movie is also becomes quite a session of "Hey, it's that guy!"

No kidding. At one point, I had it chronicled like, Legolas and Obi-wan Kenobi are on point, with that dude from Trainspotting, Hot Danny Taylor, and the kid from Lassie over there, Daniel Deronda carrying the medical supplies, and Lucius Malfoy in charge.

That's not even getting to the part where one of the Deltas was The Hulk, and all the other guys who each had been in like 100 military movies.


Polter-Cow - Aug 04, 2004 6:44:10 am PDT #2034 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You know, I really wish The Crow were better. If it just had a slightly stronger script, I could upgrade my "really like" to "love." There's just something about it, the bizarre way it makes something so banal so watchable. And Ernie Hudson! Ah, Ernie Hudson. And Tony Todd.

Anyone know about the Skull Cowboy? It looks like a character that would have helped define the mythology a bit better, though after skimming a description of his scenes, I think the movie works better leaving it vague.

Heh. I looked on IMDb, and that movie is the only work the girl who played Sarah ever did.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 6:46:54 am PDT #2035 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gah, you've just made me miss The Crow TV series terribly (I wonder if it's on DVD...) and the chick that played Sarah in that. Hopefully she'll get a good role in the next X-movie.


Polter-Cow - Aug 04, 2004 6:49:41 am PDT #2036 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Gah, you've just made me miss The Crow TV series terribly (I wonder if it's on DVD...) and the chick that played Sarah in that.

So that was good? (Oh, the chick that played Sarah was Kitty. Aaah. Cool.)


Nutty - Aug 04, 2004 6:51:06 am PDT #2037 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I think I might quit the movies if, on my first job, the lead actor managed to get killed dead. Or my parents might make me quit the movies.

I think, as a translation of what I've read of the comics, The Crow is pretty emotionally faithful -- overwrought, baroque, somewhat extreme in its choices. I could wish it were more subtle, and that, e.g., the villains were less outré and thereby more scary. I also think Eric was a much better sass than he was a preacher.

Visually, I think the focus on the industrial style dates it a bit, but I imagine it's sort of an ur-text for many latter-day gothy types.


Frankenbuddha - Aug 04, 2004 6:52:54 am PDT #2038 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Was Tony Todd one of Wincott's henchmen? I completely forgot he was in it.

However, Bai Ling, David Patrick Kelly, whoever played Skank - such a good bad-guy cast.


§ ita § - Aug 04, 2004 6:53:21 am PDT #2039 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not quite sure why Mark Dacascos never made it bigger. Maybe he doesn't want to. But he's a decent actor with impressive martial arts skills. God, the cutting and chopping that's done in a fight scene today to obscure the fact the lead can only throw four good blows.

Mark doesn't need that.

I'm a huge fan of his and the Crow movie, so I'm skewed -- but have a look -- I'm not sure how they could have extended the main impetus for much longer, but what got made was fun.

As far as Mark's movie work, everyone needs to see Drive. He's got great chemistry with Kadeem Hardison (who shows up in a couple Crow eps).